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Randy
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 9:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow she's like right around the corner from me. I live in Arlington. Also Philosophy goes to UNT.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 9:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I once dated a lady who owned a computer.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 9:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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He calls her and tells her what he wants and she mails the steak to him overnight.



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 10:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jealousy rears its ugly rear.
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Kayleigh
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, right. Because I'm dying to be inappropriately hit on by internet strangers.

All I'm saying is that lately the whole "omg hot girl on the internet let's have sex Thomas Haden Church jk" joke has been escalading more and more on these forums, and now I think it's reached creepy and offensive levels.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

what kayleigh said... the second paragraph anyways...
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AtypicalChuck
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 11:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

But your avatar is creepy and offensive?
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Bismark
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 11:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kayleigh wrote:
All I'm saying is that lately the whole "omg hot girl on the internet let's have sex Thomas Haden Church jk" joke has been escalading more and more on these forums, and now I think it's reached creepy and offensive levels.


It's just because we have an escalating number of hot girls on these forums, so you should blame yourselves.

In all honestly, the argument, while valid, is at least partially negated by the fact that this thread itself was created by a girl for this one purpose. We can just make this one the gutter for this kind of thing so it doesn't have to pollute the other threads.
Orrrrrrrr we could just knock it off and start acting like self-respecing adults.

So yeah, this is now the gutter thread.
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TLA
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 11:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kayleigh wrote:
has been escalading more and more


so hott

Seriously, this was the thread to get it out of our systems, to rub it out once and for all. The thrust of the matter is it was and remains a joke and you're not giving the "creepy" guys enough credit for, well, not really being all that creepy. Once we've purged this nonsense from our loins we can go back to voting on Ninja Damn Turtles.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Come on, you guys. There will never be topless hugging outside of P-Girl if you don't shape up.
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TLA
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 11:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Speak for yourself.

BISMARK IS IN MY ROOM.

WE'RE FUCKING RIGHT NOW.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 11:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for thinking my girlfriend is hot.

NOW BACK OFF.
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Emily
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 11:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MostPeople wrote:
Come on, you guys. There will never be topless hugging outside of P-Girl if you don't shape up.


God damnit I KNEW it was a bad idea to let all of you fuckers know that the girl forum existed. Vagitropolis was around for many months before the old forum went down, and it was completely quiet and nice. But the second the guys find out, immediately we're all assumed to be having naked pillow fights and reading Sapphic poetry. Fuck all y'all.
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Oz
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Emily wrote:
Fuck all y'all.
Please?
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Gene Starwind
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Post pictures.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Emily wrote:
MostPeople wrote:
Come on, you guys. There will never be topless hugging outside of P-Girl if you don't shape up.


God damnit I KNEW it was a bad idea to let all of you fuckers know that the girl forum existed. Vagitropolis was around for many months before the old forum went down, and it was completely quiet and nice. But the second the guys find out, immediately we're all assumed to be having naked pillow fights and reading Sapphic poetry. Fuck all y'all.

It wasn't me! It was her! *points at Mando*
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

316 for pix of stonecold banging a canoe
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Bismark
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, blame Mando. And society.
Besides, it's not like it's going to run out of pixie dust just because we know about it. Unless we start ramming staples through Fireball's toenails for authorization, I don't think you have anything to worry about.
Anyway, wouldn't you rather we thought what we did about what you guys talk about in there instead of what you actually talk about?
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Matt
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 12:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought the girl's forum was just a joke.

But hey, fuck what I know, right?

I'm in college and I really am learning something new every day.
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Emily
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 12:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bismark wrote:
Yeah, blame Mando. And society.
Besides, it's not like it's going to run out of pixie dust just because we know about it. Unless we start ramming staples through Fireball's toenails for authorization, I don't think you have anything to worry about.
Anyway, wouldn't you rather we thought what we did about what you guys talk about in there instead of what you actually talk about?


I just don't understand why a group of women coming together to talk without male involvement immediately becomes "muff diving: the forum." I could have started the girl forum to get yeast infection advice, you don't know. I'm just made to feel sort of uncomfortable by the notion that everyone assumes we do nothing but do each other's hair and practice giving head to cucumbers.
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