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DestnyDawn
CUP OF WATER

Joined: 22 Aug 2025
Posts: 2
Location: Mansfield, Texas

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2025 11:19 pm Post subject: "Hit on LadyFriend Awkwardly"

I swear to god I have been trying to figure out how to post on this thing for over an hour. All I wanted to say was.. This is DLo's ladyfriend.. let the hitting on commence. ~Destiny Dawn~

Mike
The king of pop

Joined: 09 Aug 2025
Posts: 1674
Location: Weird NJ

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2025 11:23 pm Post subject:

You're dating a girl who lives in Texas? How the fuck does that work? _________________

Justin
woof woof woof woof

Joined: 09 Aug 2025
Posts: 2051
Location: Mashpee, MA

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2025 11:30 pm Post subject:

He calls her and tells her what he wants and she mails the steak to him overnight.

endlessmike
CUP OF WATER W/ A SPRINKLE OF SUGAR

Joined: 10 Aug 2025
Posts: 461

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2025 11:31 pm Post subject:

i am psychic....these are what your kids will look like: akward enough?

AtypicalChuck
CUP OF WATER W/ A HANDFUL OF SUGAR

Joined: 10 Aug 2025
Posts: 683

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 12:28 am Post subject:

I am going to have sex with you via the web irl.

Justin
woof woof woof woof

Joined: 09 Aug 2025
Posts: 2051
Location: Mashpee, MA

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 12:38 am Post subject:

I can see nothing productive coming of this.

DGMacphee
CUP OF WATER W/ A HANDFUL OF SUGAR

Joined: 09 Aug 2025
Posts: 979

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 12:54 am Post subject:

hey justin you're lookin mighty cute asl?

Frank Stallone
Such a jokester

Joined: 10 Aug 2025
Posts: 986
Location: Beautiful

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 1:33 am Post subject:

hey new girl, my girlfriend is a problem drinker and is pretty open to new experiences you should hang out some time, see what happens _________________ I GOT IRATE AND FETCHED MY MAGIC MARKER AND WROTE "WORLDS INCORRECT GRANDMOM" ON ALL HER SUNDAY DRESSES GATHER ROUND THE GOOD STUFF INDEED

Emily
I don't know, slow clap?

Joined: 09 Aug 2025
Posts: 231
Location: Parkersburg, WV

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 1:45 am Post subject:

Your screen name is spelled incorrectly. Let's have sex. _________________ I am the black Jim Thome.

EphraimBear
CUP OF WATER W/ A SPRINKLE OF SUGAR

Joined: 18 Aug 2025
Posts: 223
Location: Michigan Land

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 1:54 am Post subject:

Let us partake of wrestling videos and hastily made taco salad. And then sex. _________________ Ha ha ha, ha, ha ha. My name is Butthead, my head is a giant human butt. Ha, ha ha.

Ryan
BAISE Je Suis Un VENTILATEUR de GEANTS

Joined: 13 Aug 2025
Posts: 128
Location: Albany, NY/Chapel Hill, NC

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 2:38 am Post subject:

Emily wrote:

Your screen name is spelled incorrectly. Let's have sex.

Hoping she'll pronounce your name wrong during mid-coitus?

No Ma'am
CUP OF WATER

Joined: 22 Aug 2025
Posts: 29
Location: Fla

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 6:23 am Post subject:

Hey girl, I would love to treat you to a fine dinner at The Boston Market.

dlomyhero
Associate

Joined: 10 Aug 2025
Posts: 1322
Location: i would like a donuts --kyle

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 7:04 am Post subject:

Mike wrote:

You're dating a girl who lives in Texas? How the fuck does that work?

1500 ft wang

Oh, and if y'all are going to take her out for dinner, make sure there's no meat or animal by-products included!
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Asked yesterday whether it would eventually release a revised edition of "Opal Mehta," a little brown spokesman declined to comment.

Adam
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Joined: 10 Aug 2025
Posts: 1064
Location: et al

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 7:50 am Post subject:

type 111 if u like metallica

fatelvis04
CUP OF WATER W/ A SPRINKLE OF SUGAR

Joined: 10 Aug 2025
Posts: 116
Location: Beaumont, TX

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 8:16 am Post subject:

having her here takes all the fun out of it...
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DeshaiesStandsAlone wrote:

And I'll do my best to get the ball over the plate without it landing on the pitchers mound or in the first row of fans.

TLA
ironical

Joined: 10 Aug 2025
Posts: 597
Location: Top shelf

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 8:28 am Post subject:

Quit talking, I'm trying to concentrate.

tsavo
CUP OF WATER

Joined: 10 Aug 2025
Posts: 23

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 8:54 am Post subject:

wassup baby

Millinois Sith
CUP OF WATER W/ A SPRINKLE OF SUGAR

Joined: 21 Aug 2025
Posts: 213
Location: Married to the sea

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 9:22 am Post subject:

I would like to put my penis in your vagina.
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Quote:

Think about it, I haven't.

Kayleigh
fuckin banned

Joined: 09 Aug 2025
Posts: 209
Location: PHILLY

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 9:25 am Post subject:

Maybe I'm just being a ninny, but I vote that we fucking lock this and put it in worst-worst. It's not funny and this is not SomethingAwful forums.

dlomyhero
Associate

Joined: 10 Aug 2025
Posts: 1322
Location: i would like a donuts --kyle

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2025 9:36 am Post subject:

take the f-word out of your post, and we have a deal or wait for sprockets to post, whichever comes first _________________ Asked yesterday whether it would eventually release a revised edition of "Opal Mehta," a little brown spokesman declined to comment.

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