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Mike
The king of pop
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Kyle & Justin are not quite finished what's guaranteed to be the biggest hit-getter of the week, so now's the perfect opportunity to enjoy Nick & Jon's posts to the absolute fullest before this turns into another thread full of arrested development arrested development arrested development arrested development arrested development arrested development arrested development arrested development arrested development arrested development arrested development arrested development arrested development arrested develo
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endlessmike
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justin and kyle's list was pretty thorough, but of course did not agree with the placement of everything. "franklin comes alive" is better than when franklin delivers his kisses of ether? COME ON!
great job everyone.
except for jon, you're not foolin anyone we know mike wrote that one. |
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Kyle
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By the way, as you can see from endlessmike's mindless quibbling, our post has been up since about 1:30, and the non-HTML-fucked-up version has been up for a while now as well. Enjoy!
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Mike
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Wed Feb 22, 2025 8:39 am
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Also the link to Jon's post actually links to Jon's post now. We forgot what the internet was for a while there, but everything's back to normal!@
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pholby
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I have only read the first two entries on the AD list, because I'd like to stretch it out as long as possible. I'm sure it will be great.
Nick, I'd like to thank you for continuing to fight against people calling things sports. It's a noble endeavor.
And Jon, I really enjoyed the charm in the lack of sophistication in your cutouts. Good stuff.
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dlomyhero
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Wed Feb 22, 2025 9:55 am
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kyle + justin = i love them
the whole update is great
thanks
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William
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Wed Feb 22, 2025 5:07 pm
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I'm going to pretend that that one comic that Jon made is somehow the seed of THOG.
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Neil
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I don't even know what the other two articles are yet, since I went directly to the AD article once the cats decided to stop hitting the switch on the surge protector that the router is plugged into afdpaosfidjapweofj fucking cats
Anyway, the list is great. It's impossible to pick 25 of the absolute funniest things in the show and I'll tell you why: the show is too funny. Everytime I think I've seen the funniest thing yet, I'll remember something that is just as funny. Also putting them in any sort of order is not possible, since the quality of the show was so high.
edited for reading other articles: Nick you are a sonofabitch NASCAR hasn't even had the Winston Cup for like 3 years now doyyyyyyyyy They race for the Nextel Cup and even have playoffs!!
Jon, holy shit, for a 13 year old you were pretty creative. I guess that's why you're still creative today and I am still not creative today, seeing as I was not creative at 13 either.
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Sami
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Wed Feb 22, 2025 9:38 pm
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Jon was more clever at 13 than I have been cumulatively for my whole 19 years. Thanks for showing me up. (But I'm pretty sure I loved it.)
Nick, I am sending yours to my mother. Let her and her stupid Jimmy Johnson flag in our front yard taste some of THAT.
In other news, our dining hall is having a NASCAR lunch tomorrow for some reason. I'll think of you the whole time I'm enjoying Labonte Lasagna and Petty Pizza.
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Nick
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Wow. Is it normal food with NASCAR names, or do they make it taste shittier than usual too?
Neil: I thought about fixing my article in light of your post, but quite frankly my dear, I don't give a bump draft.
Dlo, Pholby, Endless:
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Sami
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It comes from the dining hall.
All of it tastes shittier than regular food.
Will the NASCAR food taste worse than regular crappy dining hall food? I'll keep you posted on that one, buddy. |
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Remember those times when I said Nick was gonna end up funnier and more successful than the rest of us? Yeah, he's officially started doing that now.
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Nick
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Wow. That has to be one of the nicest things anyone's said about me.
You spoil me, friend.
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Mike
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GregPopArena: Question
mike fireball 0: Answer
GregPopArena: Good. Glad we cleared that up
mike fireball 0: Anytime!
GregPopArena: Is there going to be any images for the Arrested Development article?
mike fireball 0: Wait what?
GregPopArena: I mean just that.
mike fireball 0: Oh shit. I know what's wrong.
mike fireball 0: Justin put them in a folder called "ad"
GregPopArena: Well. Glad I brought it up
mike fireball 0: I have Adblock turned off on our site so I can make sure everything looks ok. I didn't even think of that.
Ok AdBlock users. You should now see pictures! https://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/arrested.html
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Justin
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Bill
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Mike
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Nick
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Randy
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Kyle
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Oh, fuck you.
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