2/14 Classic Concentration

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(also, go see National Lampoon's Pucked. It has Estella Warren in it.)
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[Justin]

Antiquated Negro feces!!!

Nick, your article is hilarious. The first was great, but this one is even better. Today I got yelled at by some woman for my insistance that as a slick-talking carpetbagger, I've got the right - nay, the duty - to mock southerners for being the dim-witted rubes they are! Oh, and maybe to bilk a rich widowed land owner out of an inheritance while I'm at it. So your description of country fans had me laughing. Hard. Especially the Confederate flag, which I've heard defended as a piece of culture and heritage one too many times.
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[quote="Bismark"]Didn't you know? Having uncontrollable shits is wicked scene.[/quote]

[endlessmike]

[Justin]

P-Boi is nobody reads our updates anymore for 2/14!
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[quote="Bismark"]Didn't you know? Having uncontrollable shits is wicked scene.[/quote]

[Jon]

I know. The last thing I want to complain about is a lack of feedback, but it's started to make me wonder what we're doing wrong.

[Nick]

I told you we should have been a porn site.

[Rusty Cooledge]

this is merely the start of our war on you sell out tards!

As has been used as reasoning by myself and others before, it's only a matter of time before we run out of ways to say "good article!"

Now, an obvious rebuttle to this is "Well what DID you like about it?" And that answer to that is always harder to put into words. Take my following feedback as an example of my constant struggle with the english language.

I will start by reiterating what was said about Nick's article. The part about the 3 alternative reactions by screamo song writers to finding out a girl they like has a boyfriend had me laughing pretty good. And we have more than enough rednecks around here for me to fully appreciate that section. Good stuff.

Lindy's article was entertaining. I was at first turned off by the topic as when there is an article about a tv show I would never watch on here I'm completely disinterested, but I usually expect good things and force myself to read anyway and am always rewarded for my perseverance with an article that makes me laugh.

As for Mike's, I love video game centric articles and this was a terrific topic. Awe inspiring moments in video games are what some of us live for and this was a great exhibition of some primo moments. I'm pretty sure my heart stopped when Sephiroth stabbed Aeris in Final Fantasy 7. This article brought back memories like that and I enjoyed it.

Hm. That actually wasn't so bad.
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[Kirbyoto]

These articles are all very good!!

[Nick]

[Mugsy]

I dug this week's updates an absurd amount!

Mike, I like where your heads at baby, keep it up! Alternatively: I found it very interesting (and funny where applicable) and I really do respect that opinion, because it's a solid one, even if its not my own. Plus, you managed to say it better than most of us in the related thread. Good work old bean!

Lindy, from a strictly uninterested-in-fashion male, I really enjoyed the article. Especially the part about riding ruffled women for sport WAAA-AOO-OOOOO!!! Way to hustle out there!

Good eye, Nick! The entire screamo section (and any references therafter) were a stitch. I am in a certain elitist group of friends who poke fun at emo kids every day. We are so AWESOME!!
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WAAAOOOOOOOWWWW!

[Josh]

[escrew7]

Nice article Mr Fireball,
But the endings changed since the first time I read it, why?
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We didnt start the Fire!!

[Randy]

I liked the sailing too.
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[Molly]

Good articles from all... I have to say I think Lindy gets better with each article. If this keeps up, we might have to worry about insane levels of Lindy awesomeness taking over the internet.

Randomly...

[wee bull]

[Ragingape]

Nick, your bitterness and anger towards those different from you makes for good comedy. I like the fact that although it's an article about what you hate about a lot of people, it's not the typical internet crap where it's just you describing ways you want to kill them. You actually make jokes without resorting to just being hateful.

[mreow]

Mike's article was wonderful. I love when people who know how to communicate describe the things that they love and why. It puts you right there with them. I too love Majora's Mask and Shadows of the Empire (I loved the canyon level too and explored like crazy, there was an exhilerating rush of panic when I turned into a off-shooting cave and some kind of big burly beast came after me I just don't remember what he was but it reminds of of the Matterhorn at Disneyland where you turn a corner and the Yeti is screaming at you! It scares me to this day and I still can imagine him running after me through the tunnels) but I could never go farther into describing that love than "that game is cool and I love the music on such and such level." And those games I've never played gather up a mysterious quality, like I've been missing out on something all these years having never played Black Cauldren. This is something I love about this website is the passion and energy of the writers can bring you along into experiencing something fascinating. Or just cause you to laugh in a silent dark room at your computer screen.
And Lindy's article is full of humorous tidbits. You are a great writer and know how to weave humor nicely into your work.

[Nick]

Thanks for the support, guys. I know it may seem tedious and repetitive at times to leave the same old feedback every week, but it really is the key to our inspiration. If it weren't for you guys we may as well be leaving the articles on our hard drives.

I guess I'm trying to tell you that I love you.
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[Mike]

Seriously. I wasn't sure how this one would go over, so it does mean a lot that people get it.
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[Neil]

So far I've only read Mr. Fireball's, but I really enjoyed it. Especially the part about the C-Stick on your neck, I did not see that coming.
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: wait im sorry i made almost 2 million dollars last year to throw 20 fastballs every three or four days haha sorry jackalope capitalism rules