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Frank Stallone
Such a jokester
Joined: 10 Aug 2025
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Location: Beautiful
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Wed Oct 12, 2025 12:30 pm
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Hates it when you literally place bread in his jar.
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I GOT IRATE AND FETCHED MY MAGIC MARKER AND WROTE "WORLDS INCORRECT GRANDMOM" ON ALL HER SUNDAY DRESSES
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Randy
randy
Joined: 09 Aug 2025
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Location: texas
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Wed Oct 12, 2025 1:35 pm
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Knows it's him they've been coming to see to forget about life for a while.
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| Do you guys remember Donkey Kong the video game? Because THAT'S WHAT IT IS ABOUT TO BE ON LIKE. |
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Mike
The king of pop
Joined: 09 Aug 2025
Posts: 1674
Location: Weird NJ
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Wed Oct 12, 2025 1:50 pm
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witnessed a power outtage on Broadway from Florida 12 years into the future through a rip in the space-time continuum.
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Bismark
DIET SODER POP
Joined: 10 Aug 2025
Posts: 1639
Location: ...blue?
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Wed Oct 12, 2025 1:55 pm
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Strongly suggests that you consider sneakers over speakers as a mode of transport based on longevity alone.
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| I don't even know where to begin as a director to say "okay, now make the firetruck land on these guys." |
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Blind Jack
CUP OF WATER W/ A HANDFUL OF SUGAR
Joined: 09 Aug 2025
Posts: 777
Location: Behind Camille.
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Wed Oct 12, 2025 1:58 pm
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Has a set of white-wall tires, and will probably cruise a "miracle" mile.
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Nothing stops Eddie Guerrero.
Nothing stops him. He is fire. |
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baollis
CUP OF WATER W/ A SPRINKLE OF SUGAR
Joined: 10 Aug 2025
Posts: 144
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Thu Oct 13, 2025 2:32 pm
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Is not Elton John
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The Undertaker was hit by a very tall man and then he died. |
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SundownMotel
horrifically mind numbing
Joined: 09 Nov 2025
Posts: 1109
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Sat Jan 28, 2026 9:27 pm
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is killed by a smile and wounded by eyes, and casual lies have a tendency to ruin his faith.
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.
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| Feast upon my precious torso coin |
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Mike
The king of pop
Joined: 09 Aug 2025
Posts: 1674
Location: Weird NJ
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Sat Jan 28, 2026 9:58 pm
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draws inspiration from Aryan superwomen.
Let sleeping threads lie, my black ass!
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Rogue
CUP OF WATER W/ A SPRINKLE OF SUGAR
Joined: 25 Nov 2025
Posts: 145
Location: Location, Location
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Tue Jan 31, 2026 3:23 pm
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| wrote And So It Goes, which is one of the saddest songs I've ever heard and always makes my heart crack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack in two when I hear it. |
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Mike
The king of pop
Joined: 09 Aug 2025
Posts: 1674
Location: Weird NJ
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Thu Feb 09, 2025 4:07 am
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Spent yesterday traveling two days into the future in his magic time machine, & now has no need to see tomorrow, because he saw it yesterday.
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DGMacphee
CUP OF WATER W/ A HANDFUL OF SUGAR
Joined: 09 Aug 2025
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Thu Feb 09, 2025 9:18 am
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was on the Titanic when it crashed into the iceberg and when he was sinking in the water Kate Winslet held tightly on to his shirt, so he asked her how she knew to reach out for him that moment and she smiled because it was understood there were no words to say
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A suitable ending, I think! |
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SundownMotel
horrifically mind numbing
Joined: 09 Nov 2025
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Thu Feb 09, 2025 10:07 am
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could really be a "Beau Brummel" baby, if you just give him half the chance
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Mike
The king of pop
Joined: 09 Aug 2025
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Location: Weird NJ
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Thu Feb 09, 2025 11:58 am
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Equates his borderline alcoholism with your interest in yoga.
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Bismark
DIET SODER POP
Joined: 10 Aug 2025
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Location: ...blue?
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Thu Feb 09, 2025 1:01 pm
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Notes in passing the gradual execution of businessmen via thrown rocks.
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Mike
The king of pop
Joined: 09 Aug 2025
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Location: Weird NJ
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Thu Feb 09, 2025 2:16 pm
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Was once beaten & robbed by hired circus performers.
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Edam
CUP OF WATER W/ A SPRINKLE OF SUGAR
Joined: 23 Jan 2026
Posts: 142
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Sat Feb 11, 2025 3:14 am
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| Puts his finger to your lips and says "Shhhhh. I know, I know. Let's not ruin this moment with words....ShitFuck" |
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allisonrocks
CUP OF WATER
Joined: 10 Aug 2025
Posts: 96
Location: a whale's vagina, aka san diego/irvine, CA
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Fri Feb 24, 2025 1:47 pm
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would like to encourage you not to change on his behalf and to instead remain just the way you are
because he's a sweetheart like that.
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BANKER: HAY MY TURN TO TALK NOW |
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Mike
The king of pop
Joined: 09 Aug 2025
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Location: Weird NJ
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Fri Feb 24, 2025 2:03 pm
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Just needs some fucking phone sex every once in a while, is that so wrong?
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SundownMotel
horrifically mind numbing
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Fri Feb 24, 2025 5:26 pm
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insists that the proper wine choice is determined by one's appetite.
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