Question about CM Punk

[dlomyhero]

I would have IMed B with this, but he isn't online at this moment!

Is CM Punk going out with Alexis Laree?

I ask because of this:




That's Maria if you couldn't tell btw.
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[B]

CM Punk notoriously fucks every girl who participates in whatever wrestling show he is working. Past conquests include Alexis Laree, Daffney, and Tracy Brooks. CM Punk is over in OVW and so is Maria, so CM Punk is all over Maria.

It's funny, because he hates prostitutes and strippers.
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[Rogue]

Last I hear, he and Traci Brooks had broken up. Nothing about Laree and him being a couple.

[SundownMotel]

The CM stands for Cunt Magnate.

wait
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[pholby]

For the record, he's pretty pissed about all of you talking about his personal life.
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"You're a pussy, Strong!"

"Woah woah woah."

[dlomyhero]

JUST ASKING IS ALL GOSH
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Asked yesterday whether it would eventually release a revised edition of "Opal Mehta," a little brown spokesman declined to comment.

[Rogue]

If he's pissed, utilizing the password feature in Photobucket would be helpful in the future. They tend to keep most idjits out of your business, unless some kid is so sad he's actually gonna hack a wrestler's private account like it contains government secrets.

[Jordo]

See, now I won't feel so bad when he ends up jobbing to Chris Masters.

[Mike]

He's dressed more like CM Poseur.
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[SundownMotel]

Awww, in that second picture his goatee looks like a little smile! Adorable.
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[Jordo]

So what makes this guy so great, anyway? I haven't seen any of his work, but I've gathered that he has the wrestling ability of Shawn Michaels and the attitude of Triple H. I'd be interested in seeing what this guy can do. And by do, I mean I want to see Maria naked.

[pholby]

Well for one, he's better than you. That's always a good place to start. In my opinion, Punk's strengths are his mic work, charisma, and ability to work a crowd. He's not the greatest wrestler out there, but he's not bad by any stretch. But he can get you emotionally invested in things, and he knows what to do and when to do it in the ring.

I don't know where you heard that 'attitude of HHH' business. I'm not even sure what that means.
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"You're a pussy, Strong!"

"Woah woah woah."

[SundownMotel]

I'm going to be an optimist and assume he meant the charisma of HHH, not the "Hey, why don't I tell the face in this match to lay around on the floor, and then I'll go backstage and tell the boss about how he can't work."

CM Punk is, in essence, "the complete package." If he were a baseball player, he would be a "five-tool player." It's kind of like how Ric Flair wasn't necessarily the best worker in the world, but by God, you knew he was going to wrestle his best each and every time out and would have the crowd in the palm of his hand the entire time. CM Punk is like Ric Flair in his prime, but better in the ring and not quite as good on the mic. Yeah, I said it. Provided he's given the opportunity to actually run with the ball, it's kind of eerie to think where he could be ten years from now. He definitely has the potential to be the next Rock or Steve Austin.

And holy Jesus fuck is he better than you.
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[Jordo]

I'm guessing that's an ROH in-joke I don't get. Or Punk's catchphrase. Either way, it's not as good as "That's how I roll," because that's how I roll.

By comparing him to Triple H, I'm referencing a news item I read about how "dedicated" he is to "the business." It went on to say that he'd probably make fast friends with Hunter. But then again, I think I read that on Rajah, so that's probably just added fat on a meatless bone.

[pholby]

It's his catchphrase. See, Punk is Straightedge, and when he's heel, his gimmick is that of an obnoxious edge kid who's constantly reminding you that he's edge. "My name is CM Punk, he'd say, "I am drug free, I am alcohol free, and straight edge means I'm better than you!" And then he would cross his arms thusly:



Also, Sundown has gone completely insane. I like Punk, a lot, but you're just crazy.
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"You're a pussy, Strong!"

"Woah woah woah."