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Justin
woof woof woof woof
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Mon Nov 07, 2025 5:28 pm
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*slides bismark a 'we must be sharin' a brain' brewskie down the bar*
drink up, buddy!
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Bismark
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Mon Nov 07, 2025 5:31 pm
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*puts it on his "laughin' at others' absurd declarative sentences that have none of the impact that they're intended to" tab*
thanks, pal!
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Blind Jack
CUP OF WATER W/ A HANDFUL OF SUGAR
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Location: Behind Camille.
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Mon Nov 07, 2025 5:33 pm
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How on earth did you cause someone to drop out of school?
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Bismark
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Mon Nov 07, 2025 5:37 pm
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To see if Justin and I are still sharing the same brain, I would guess that he didn't even ask. He just said "Okay then," let that last laugh trail off into a "that was good" sigh, then went right back to doing what he was doing immediately beforehand.
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Justin
woof woof woof woof
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Mon Nov 07, 2025 5:38 pm
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She was one of those girls who wouldn't be satisfied with her tan until the luminosity of her being was capable of illuminating a Nordic winter. I remember cracking wise once about how her skin had the same discoloration, tecture and consistency of Panda Express orange chicken. So maybe that's what did it, in which case I'd hope she'd left regular school in order to enroll in thicker skin school.
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| To see if Justin and I are still sharing the same brain, I would guess that he didn't even ask. He just said "Okay then," let that last laugh trail off into a "that was good" sigh, then went right back to doing what he was doing immediately beforehand. |
Tie another one on, chief. It's on me
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Blind Jack
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Mon Nov 07, 2025 5:51 pm
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That thicker skin jokes makes this one of my favorite threads ever.
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Soren
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The other day I was at work making my rounds and I heard one of my coworkers say "I saw Mike Jones there", referring to a venue in the city where I live. Without thinking I said "I bet you were one of those hoes who dissed Mike Jones, now you rush to hug and kiss Mike Jones." The next 30 to 60 seconds was uncomfortable laughs from some and gapped mouth incredulity from others. I was mortified. It would have been hilarious if it was anyone but me. Very awkward.
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