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fvNK
CUP OF WATER
Joined: 16 Aug 2025
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Location: SEATTLE
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Tue Aug 16, 2025 11:22 am
Post subject: Hey guys whats going on in this website |
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| Uh, this is what used to be whatever-dude.com right? |
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Neil
CUP OF WATER W/ A HANDFUL OF SUGAR
Joined: 10 Aug 2025
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Location: Wyandotte, MI
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So, how did we get started?
We basically began as a spinoff site of Whatever-Dude.com, which has since closed... though you can still check out an preserved copy on archived version of the site once you're done reading every single one of our articles. A few of us were either a staff writer or forum member there, and though we loved them, we felt the need to start our very own website with cacky baby-poop colours.
Progressiveboink.com takes its name from the Calvin & Hobbes treasury "Scientific Progress Goes Boink". We're big on Calvin & Hobbes here, but you probably know that by now.
Getting enough content on a website is a struggle. It's a hobby, not a job, and we are often busy doing real-world activities such as swimming in the ocean and building factories. So we figured that if we update once a week with three or so posts, we set definite deadlines for ourselves and give you, the reader, a definite day you can come back, check out our pictures and captions, and skim our text for boldface. The rest is just useless drivel anyway, take it from me. That's my little reward from me to you for sticking around this long.
One more thing: there are some things (IM convos and other stupid shit) that we didn't want to clog the main page with. We've hidden their links throughout the website. So if you're really bored, check it out, but I really can't stress enough how much better your time could be spent if you built a factory. Especially one that manufactures robots and metric rulers. They're the future. |
https://www.progressiveboink.com/about.htm
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Ronin
World Record Thread Locker
Joined: 12 Aug 2025
Posts: 770
Location: Your underwear drawer
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Tue Aug 16, 2025 2:34 pm
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pwned lolz
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gotmyphilosophy
CUP OF WATER W/ A SPRINKLE OF SUGAR
Joined: 10 Aug 2025
Posts: 237
Location: Edina, MN and Denton, TX
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Tue Aug 16, 2025 2:56 pm
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worst-worst. it must be willed into creation.
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melonski
CUP OF WATER W/ A SPRINKLE OF SUGAR
Joined: 10 Aug 2025
Posts: 134
Location: Bowmanville, Ontario
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Tue Aug 16, 2025 5:25 pm
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Ouch the "about" is one of three options on the top of the page. You had enough time to register and post but not enough time to click on "about".
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| bitch i WAS the cubs. mama bears always trying to lick me and shit. |
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pholby
CUP OF WATER W/ A HANDFUL OF SUGAR
Joined: 09 Aug 2025
Posts: 690
Location: schmocation
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Tue Aug 16, 2025 5:40 pm
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If the thread is that bad, just let it die. He asked a question, it got answered. If you thought it was a stupid question, let the thread die. This thread wouldn't be half as bad without the responses below Neil's.
Yeah, I know I responded too, thereby bumping the thread.
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Justin
woof woof woof woof
Joined: 09 Aug 2025
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Location: Mashpee, MA
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Tue Aug 16, 2025 5:42 pm
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| If the thread is that bad, just let it die. He asked a question, it got answered. If you thought it was a stupid question, let the thread die. |
Can I quote you on thi-TOO LATE!!! |
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Jon
CUP OF WATER W/ A HANDFUL OF SUGAR
Joined: 10 Aug 2025
Posts: 788
Location: Louisville, KY
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Tue Aug 16, 2025 6:04 pm
Post subject: Re: Hey guys whats going on in this website |
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| fvNK wrote: |
| Uh, this is what used to be whatever-dude.com right? |
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So, how did we get started?
We basically began as a spinoff site of Whatever-Dude.com, which has since closed... though you can still check out an preserved copy on archived version of the site once you're done reading every single one of our articles. A few of us were either a staff writer or forum member there, and though we loved them, we felt the need to start our very own website with cacky baby-poop colours.
Progressiveboink.com takes its name from the Calvin & Hobbes treasury "Scientific Progress Goes Boink". We're big on Calvin & Hobbes here, but you probably know that by now.
Getting enough content on a website is a struggle. It's a hobby, not a job, and we are often busy doing real-world activities such as swimming in the ocean and building factories. So we figured that if we update once a week with three or so posts, we set definite deadlines for ourselves and give you, the reader, a definite day you can come back, check out our pictures and captions, and skim our text for boldface. The rest is just useless drivel anyway, take it from me. That's my little reward from me to you for sticking around this long.
One more thing: there are some things (IM convos and other stupid shit) that we didn't want to clog the main page with. We've hidden their links throughout the website. So if you're really bored, check it out, but I really can't stress enough how much better your time could be spent if you built a factory. Especially one that manufactures robots and metric rulers. They're the future.
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https://www.progressiveboink.com/about.htm
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| Sprockets wrote: |
| pwned lolz |
| gotmyphilosophy wrote: |
| worst-worst. it must be willed into creation. |
| melonski wrote: |
| Ouch the "about" is one of three options on the top of the page. You had enough time to register and post but not enough time to click on "about". |
| Folby wrote: |
If the thread is that bad, just let it die. He asked a question, it got answered. If you thought it was a stupid question, let the thread die. This thread wouldn't be half as bad without the responses below Neil's.
Yeah, I know I responded too, thereby bumping the thread. |
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| Folby wrote: |
| If the thread is that bad, just let it die. He asked a question, it got answered. If you thought it was a stupid question, let the thread die. |
Can I quote you on thi-TOO LATE!!! |
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Kirbyoto
DIET SODER POP
Joined: 10 Aug 2025
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Yankee is a funny word to me, because one time I saw a church pamphlet, and it said in big letters "Faith Always in God".
And I was all TEE HEE HEE.
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Ronin
World Record Thread Locker
Joined: 12 Aug 2025
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Location: Your underwear drawer
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I thought we were supposed to let this di- oh shi- haha stupid foo- fcuk baete- waht/
Okay, I think I covered them all. Lock it down, oh Moderator Overlords.
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Justin
woof woof woof woof
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| Sure thing, Ronin |
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