If there are Nordic people here, I hope you aren't fat

[Kyle]

Last year's candy? Yuk, I bet it's all covered in Molde by now!
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[B]

Haha, you're right. I don't know, I was just trying to make conversation and fit in. I'm always trying to Faroe the leader!
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[Justin]

My suggestion would be to take diet pills to help reduce your appetite. After taking a couple and going out to dinner with my pals, only two bites into my steak I knew I wouldn't be able to Finnish the whole thing.
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[quote="Bismark"]Didn't you know? Having uncontrollable shits is wicked scene.[/quote]

[Kyle]

You little Steinkjer. Umea both know diet pills are terrible for you!
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[B]

People can be so cruel. They take one look at you, see that you're overweight, and suddenly the want Estonia to death.
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[Justin]

Maybe you're right, but I think we can both agree that doing the little things will help win the war against obesity. For instance, next time you're drinking coffee, substitute the sugar with artifical Sweedener.
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[quote="Bismark"]Didn't you know? Having uncontrollable shits is wicked scene.[/quote]

[Adam]

I've seen it happen first hand, and it's bad. I'll never forget the Dane atalie died. Quite simply, you can't afjord to be that overweight.
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[B]

[Kyle]

[B]

I don't know what you're Espoo s'to do! Soda just takes so good. I can't Forssa myself to only drink water.
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[Kyle]

I know, but once you take that metaphorical Plunge into just drinking water, you'll start to feel so much better! The stuff soda can do to your body...frankly, it can turn you into a real Ogre!
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[B]

Yeah, you ain't Funen.
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[Kyle]

I certainly am not! I definitely Pitea you, though; I remember how strong a hold soda once had on me. Ask friends for help, though. Why, just last week, I noticed our very own Jonkoping with caffeine withdrawal. I was able to talk him through it, and now he's Visby healthier.
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[B]

I know my family life here isn't helping my cause. If I had a lot to do I could go out and be active, live a healthy lifestyle, make all kinds of new friends...but I'm stuck here in the same ol' Bornholm.
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[Kyle]

I'm telling you, buddy, talking to anyone can help. I know the forum's own Mandal King went through some caffeine issues; maybe he can Kalmar you down when you're Horten most.
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[B]

Imatra that if I run out of options.
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[Kyle]

Well Lahti-da. Someone thinks he's too good to ask for help. Believe me, just go to soOH GOD I AM BEING MURDERED...my dying wish is that you Rovanjemi.
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