Hey, y'all. We're taking the day off, as it's Crazy Uncle America's 236th birthday, and we got roped into going over to his place for a party. It's increasingly difficult to hold a conversation with him these days and he's kind of a shithead to begin with, but the family would be up our asses about it if we didn't go, et cetera, et cetera. So in the meantime, I thought I'd link you to something published yesterday by friend of the site Spencer Hall. Arena football is low-rent, minor-league arena football is *really* low-rent, and logos designed by minor-league arena football teams is really SUPER-low rent, as it turns out. Hope you enjoy.

Hey y'all. You hate baseball, right? Well, I like it, but I don't have many friends who do. This is what it's like for people like me to watch a baseball game with people like you. I wrote this over at the SB Nation mothership. Hope you enjoy!

Hi! I thought you jerks should know that I've just uploaded a new, searchable list of everything we have ever posted on Progressive Boink Classic between 2003 and 2011. By my count, that's 439 posts, from the NBA Jam post that started it all, to Bill's two days with "Glee." The filter script is something I found on the Internet, and it's a pretty nice way of narrowing down posts by title, author, date or subject. But it's not perfect and I haven't done this in a while so shut up.

Today's Dugout (a regular feature at With Leather these days, if you still haven't figured it out) pits Washington Nationals manager Davey Johnson against Tampa Bay Rays manager Joe Maddon in a battle of Who Can Be The Most Hilarious Old Angry Man. Go check it out!

If you've been with Progressive Boink for a while, miss the old The Dugout comics and wish we were still doing them, get excited -- The Dugout is a regular feature at With Leather under the watchful eye of editor-in-chief (and P-Boi contributor/co-founder) Brandon "B" Stroud. Also we did them for four years at AOL FanHouse, but I guess you wouldn't know that. Thanks for following our careers, jerks! Anyway, today's installment goes over San Francisco Giants Matt Cain's perfect game, features Jesus Christ typing in red and names every Astros player a man can possibly name. Check it out.

I love these columns.

Hey y'all. Every Friday over on the SB Nation mothership, I post an animated GIF series called This Week In GIFs in which we vote on our favorites. It's a good crop this week. You should probably vote for the Bud Selig one.

The Heat-Celtics broadcast on ESPN3 isn't working so I just watched what people were tweeting and tried to draw the game accordingly. This is what I came up with. Hope you enjoy and God bless!

Hey guys, I don't really follow wrestling and I don't even know who leads the wrestling league in wrestles. But our own Brandon Stroud has a weekly feature, Best And Worst Of Raw, that is a dingdang riot. Look at it on the Internet by going here!