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stud_stabile: As the proud owner of a baseball franchise in the minor league run by Tom Zenk and Rick Martel it is my privelege to announce our latest haphazard marketing scam! |
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stud_stabile: We at the Nashua Pride realize we would be the Nashua Ashameds Of Ourself if we didn't continue to raise the bar in regard to free agent signings. |
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stud_stabile: With the signing of Jose Canseco to the San Diego Surf Dawgs and society being a degradation or two from wanting to see the pitcher fight a live bear, the question was posed: |
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stud_stabile: How pompous does an ass need to be to bring more fans wrought with perverse indifference into our stadium and get our name into 20-second condescending blurbs on TV news shows? |
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stud_stabile: Ladies and gentlemen, that ass literally deluging with pomposity is none-other than downhill skiing "bad boy" Bode Miller! |
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TheBodeElectric: I don't even give a shit! Oh my God did you guys just hear me say that? |
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stud_stabile: Bode's IN YOUR FACE personality will play in one game this season for no reason that will in some way benefit cancer research or some shit. |
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TheBodeElectric: Coaches can't tell me SHIT (I said shit)! I'm gonna hold the bat by the fat part and swing with the skinny part. |
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stud_stabile: The Nashua Pride boastfully expects to win the game in a rout, but will in fact hilariously lose several times before giving up. |
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TheBodeElectric: Baseball needs a role model. If there's a time for it to happen, and a person to make it happen, it's probably now and me. |
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TheBodeElectric: You can't see it because we're in a chatroom but I'm fucking two girls and slamming a Dew all at once |
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TheBodeElectric: you wouldn't know because you aren't a skiier but we use a word called "awesome" to describe that shit |
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stud_stabile: Before you ask, I have no idea what a skier has to do with baseball, but God, if you look closely at him you can actually see doot dribbling out of his nose. |
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TheBodeElectric: oh god look at me |
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TheBodeElectric: |
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TheBodeElectric: oh yes oh god mmmm /begins kissing self passionately on own mouth |
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TheBodeElectric: /fucks around; fails to kiss self passionately on own mouth |
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stud_stabile: now if anybody needs me I'll be out back staring at my own crotch with wonder |
