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YESWayJose: And you know who else did steroids? |
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MontgomGaryWard: tell me who |
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YESWayJose: Nancy Reagan. |
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MontgomGaryWard: oh yea right nancy raggin ain do no steroids she was on the diffrent strokes sayin no to the drugs why would she say yes that makes no sense |
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YESWayJose: No no no, she did, she was pissed off that the bike shop guy had molested Dudley so she started shooting up and |
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YESWayJose: *sigh* this is so boring. I wish I was still playing baseball. Like, professionally, instead of how I'm playing now, which is by ruining it. |
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MontgomGaryWard: i knew ain no nancy raggin doin steroids that was a lady a style an grace |
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YESWayJose: I don't think the Majors would take me because of my low level of quality, so I need to look for a lower rung on the ladder. |
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MontgomGaryWard: how bout the miner leagues |
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YESWayJose: lower |
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MontgomGaryWard: europe then, like up in iddaly |
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YESWayJose: lower |
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MontgomGaryWard: you can on up in the church league, or on a adult league team wit still mill workers an such |
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YESWayJose: lower still |
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MontgomGaryWard: put a rock in a sock an hit it with a brainch in your front yard |
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YESWayJose: take the ladder down and throw it into a hole |
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MontgomGaryWard: oh, the golden baseball league |
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**Online Host**
YESWayJose's genie box has opened. |
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TerryKennedy___Kennedy: The Golden Baseball League? Did somebody say The Golden Baseball League? |
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YESWayJose: why it's San Diego Surf Dawgs manager Terry Kennedy! |
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MontgomGaryWard: surf dog??? |
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TerryKennedy___Kennedy: That's correct! The San Diego Surf Dawgs! We're in the same division as the Chico Outlaws and the Long Beach Radical Skateboarders! |
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YESWayJose: do you think I've really got a shot at making it in the littlest possible Big Leagues, coach? |
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TerryKennedy___Kennedy: Of course! Last year we had Rickey Henderson playing for us (in 2005, seriously), and next year Carney Lansford is going to play as our entire infield. |
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YESWayJose: So it sounds like I should fit right in! |
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TerryKennedy___Kennedy: Oh it doesn't stop there. For 2008 we've signed Dave Henderson wearing an Exo-skeleton, and from 2009-2014 it's all about Luis Polonia. |
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YESWayJose: am I allowed to snort weed |
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TerryKennedy___Kennedy: As long as you're making us better by putting things in our asses you can snort all the weeds you want. |
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MontgomGaryWard: livin la vida oakland |
