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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: an if i had a magnem to my ear an was allowt only one word to describe it it'd be 'orwellian nightmare' |
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big_uNYt: Yeah, I was trying to figure out how you ended up with your hands all over Scott Proctor's ballsack. |
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DoctorProctor: Hey! There's nothing wrong with my balls sack! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: whoda thunked that my production into the thick an frigid underbelly of soffball woulda ended up both a proctor and a gamble |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i remember it like it was yesterday... |
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KatieSomething: hey we should put someone's braided hair in the freezer so they piss themself or somethen right lol we're girls |
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ThatOnePresumptuousBitch: duurrrr my name is babe ruth but babe like sexy girl, i can strike out people by hitten homeruns at them |
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KatieSomething: ew gross does anybody want the rest of my cupcake i found a big hair in it |
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ThatOnePresumptuousBitch: sure i'll take it |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hahah, 'hair pie' |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: an then pigfoot dropt the ladder an i landed on that doodoo chump |
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DoctorProctor: /fondles bulge somberly |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: here, let me help you with that! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh for the love of grodd this is what im talken about, this is what im usen my internet tubes for |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: we're always in this chatsroom doen the same tired combersations about baseball an farnsy ends up with his digits on some fools hot dog |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: straight up imma bout to break badfinger on all yall. arent we the yankees cant we buy some new technology |
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DoctorProctor: A lot of teams like San Diego are small market and don't get to get on AIM much, but it's okay because they never have anything going on anyway. |
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big_uNYt: Or we could be like Cleveland and download Wahoo Messenger. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: well thats a good suggestion there big johnson how about we all put on loincloths an beads an dancem big heap around the loser fire |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: All right everybody calm down, I'm the Team Captain here and it's time I stepped in with some leadership. |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: uh, Scott, you got a little... /rubs finger on side of face |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: anyway I've been tired of all the Pro-Red Sox chatter in the Dugout anyway, so I'm going to upgrade our chatroom. |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: now if you'll excuse me |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: /sprints full speed toward computer, jumps, crashes face-first into monitor |
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**Online Host**
JeterJeterPumpkinEater is now downloading AIM Triton. |
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DoctorProctor: what a wonderful man |
