The Dugout
By B - 7-14-06
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Scott Proctor DoctorProctor: Kyle, I don't think we should be doing this!
Farnsy pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: if the proctortologist wouldent mind using his inside voice thad be great
Farnsy pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: an by 'inside' i mean the inside of my rectum, a trade skill of the butts doctor from which you take yer name
Scott Proctor DoctorProctor: who told you about this, anyway? How do we know they're even going to be here?
Farnsy pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i saw the commercial what said 'world cup of softball, tonight' while i was watchen hop-sing play the billiards on the deuce
Farnsy pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you bring the ladder like i axed
Scott Proctor DoctorProctor: siiiigh, yeesss
Farnsy pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: prop at shit up against my computer screen soes hillshire farns can uses his eyes to see the breasts and the vaginas
Farnsy pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: ogre, hold the ladder steady
Ponson1LegAtATime: nyargghhhh /crushes paint can on forehead; holds ladder steady
**Online Host**
You have now entered the World Cup of Softball Chatroom!
finch_windmill: And then HE was all, WHATEVER, so I was all, YEAH WHATEVER, and then we were both like NOOO WAAAAY
Caity2Shoes: rofl!!!
Scott Proctor DoctorProctor: *whispering from the bottom of the ladder* kyle!! what are they saying!! I can't hear them!!
Farnsy pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i think they were talking about that dog from the muppet show

uh oh they are about to kiss
wait no thats a dog sleepen on a daybed sorry
finch_windmill: can you BELIEVE that the Japanese women think they can beat US at softbal? I mean, COME OOOON
Cat Osterman Gato: oh I know, like we ever lose. We can beat anybody at softball! Japan, Australia, Great Britain... hell, we could beat the Yankees!
Farnsy pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh bitch its on now
Scott Proctor DoctorProctor: kyyyyle, what's going on, what are you doing!!!
Farnsy pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: im about to mackslap this tramp and earn 15 silver points
finch_windmill: Oh my God did you guys hear that? I think there's somebody outside of my window!
Farnsy pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh shit scott toss me the switchblade
Scott Proctor DoctorProctor: /looks around confused
Farnsy pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh my god youre fucken terrible,
  **Online Host**
Coheed_and_Candrea has opened the front door (I guess?) of the chatroom.
Coheed_and_Candrea: WHAT IN THE HECK IS THAT RUCKUS, WHAT THE SAM..
Ponson1LegAtATime: /startled
/lets go of ladder

/begins chasing butterfly
Farnsy pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: WHOA WHOA WHOOOOOAAAaaa
 

**Online Host**
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth has fallen off the ladder and crash landed onto DoctorProctor below.

Coheed_and_Candrea: HUH

MUSTA BEEN THE WIND
  **Online Host**
Coheed_and_Candrea has closed the aforementioned front door to the Chatroom House.
Scott Proctor DoctorProctor: *crumpled mess* Kyle, ungh, get off! You're on my balls! UNNNGH!!!!
Farnsy pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: this is the worst use of technology of all times

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