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DoctorProctor: Kyle, I don't think we should be doing this! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: if the proctortologist wouldent mind using his inside voice thad be great |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: an by 'inside' i mean the inside of my rectum, a trade skill of the butts doctor from which you take yer name |
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DoctorProctor: who told you about this, anyway? How do we know they're even going to be here? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i saw the commercial what said 'world cup of softball, tonight' while i was watchen hop-sing play the billiards on the deuce |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you bring the ladder like i axed |
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DoctorProctor: siiiigh, yeesss |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: prop at shit up against my computer screen soes hillshire farns can uses his eyes to see the breasts and the vaginas |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: ogre, hold the ladder steady |
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Ponson1LegAtATime: nyargghhhh /crushes paint can on forehead; holds ladder steady |
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**Online Host**
You have now entered the World Cup of Softball Chatroom! |
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finch_windmill: And then HE was all, WHATEVER, so I was all, YEAH WHATEVER, and then we were both like NOOO WAAAAY |
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Caity2Shoes: rofl!!! |
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DoctorProctor: *whispering from the bottom of the ladder* kyle!! what are they saying!! I can't hear them!! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i think they were talking about that dog from the muppet show
uh oh they are about to kiss
wait no thats a dog sleepen on a daybed sorry |
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finch_windmill: can you BELIEVE that the Japanese women think they can beat US at softbal? I mean, COME OOOON |
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Gato: oh I know, like we ever lose. We can beat anybody at softball! Japan, Australia, Great Britain... hell, we could beat the Yankees! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh bitch its on now |
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DoctorProctor: kyyyyle, what's going on, what are you doing!!! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: im about to mackslap this tramp and earn 15 silver points |
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finch_windmill: Oh my God did you guys hear that? I think there's somebody outside of my window! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh shit scott toss me the switchblade |
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DoctorProctor: /looks around confused |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh my god youre fucken terrible, |
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**Online Host**
Coheed_and_Candrea has opened the front door (I guess?) of the chatroom. |
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Coheed_and_Candrea: WHAT IN THE HECK IS THAT RUCKUS, WHAT THE SAM.. |
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Ponson1LegAtATime: /startled
/lets go of ladder
/begins chasing butterfly
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: WHOA WHOA WHOOOOOAAAaaa |
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**Online Host**
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth has fallen off the ladder and crash landed onto DoctorProctor below.
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Coheed_and_Candrea: HUH
MUSTA BEEN THE WIND |
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**Online Host**
Coheed_and_Candrea has closed the aforementioned front door to the Chatroom House. |
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DoctorProctor: *crumpled mess* Kyle, ungh, get off! You're on my balls! UNNNGH!!!! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: this is the worst use of technology of all times |