By B - 7-7-06
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JI WordUpThome: YOU SAY POTATO
David Ortiz OrtizItThisOne: You say "TATER."
JI WordUpThome: YOU SAY TOM
JI WordUpThome: TOMATO
David Ortiz

OrtizItThisOne: You say "mater."

JI WordUpThome: POTATO; TATER
David Ortiz OrtizItThisOne: Tomato, mater!
JI WordUpThome: I AM A BIG FAT WHITE GUY IN WHITE SOCKS
David Ortiz OrtizItThisOne: I am a big fat black guy in Red Sox!
JI WordUpThome: I HAVE OBTAINED 30 ROUNTRIPPERS
David Ortiz

OrtizItThisOne: I have 31 round trippers!

JI WordUpThome: I WAS TRADED HERE FROM A TEAM WHO TURNED ON ME WHEN I DID ONE THING WRONG
David Ortiz OrtizItThisOne: I play for a team who will turn on me when I do one thing wrong!
JI WordUpThome: MY MANAGER ACTS LIKE THE DOODY HOLE OF A HORSE AND SAYS ITS OKAY BECAUSE HE IS BEING HIMSELF
David Ortiz

OrtizItThisOne: My left fielder acts like a horse's ass and says it's okay because he is being himself!

JI WordUpThome: I ENJOY THE TASTES OF COBBED CORN
David Ortiz OrtizItThisOne: I also enjoy those tastes!
JI WordUpThome: HOT CHARLES, ITS LIKE IM LOOKING INTO AN AFRO AMERICAN MIRROR
David Ortiz OrtizItThisOne: I am going to punch you in your face
JI WordUpThome: LETS CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF

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