CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Remember last season when we were in first place early, got arrogant, and wrote a song set to the Superbowl Shuffle about how we were going to win the World Series?

Then a couple of months later we realized that the Mets, "our team," had a designated time period in which to perform well, namely "our time," so we SERIOUSLY wrote a song about how we were going to win the World Series?

DudleyDoWright: Darn tootin', skip! I remember both of those things very well!

CoachRandolphAllTheFans: well it's the middle of May and we've got a 2 game cushion on the division, so WHO IS UP FOR ANOTHER METS SONG

mild_sosa: ooh ooh

me, me

CoachRandolphAllTheFans: I know a lot of you youngsters are "musically inclined," who why not take a stab at

/looks around
/realizes he is talking to the Mets

why not... make an attempt at writing the new AMAZING Anthem?

DudleyDoWright: That's a great plan, skip! And I've got just the song!

Meet the Mets!
Meet the Mets!
Step right up and greet the Mets!
Bring your kiddies, bring your wife, guaranteed to have the time of your life!

DudleyDoWright: I'm still working on the second verse. Right now it's about how the townspeople of local vocation have left their jobs to meet us

seems kinda weirrrrd but I'm going with it!

CoachRandolphAllTheFans: That's a good try, Dave, but we've already used that song, back in 1962. When we were asking people to meet us

because we were new

DudleyDoWright: oh! THAT'S right! /smacks forehead, makes Jim Carrey face

PorterWagner: they played the damn song during every home game last season so people could sing a long to it

way to go, meat, way to forget our most played jock jam

why don't you request "we will rock you" by queen as the new mets song

mild_sosa: pffff haha yeah for the new mets song i formorly request "the hot dog races"

DudleyDoWright: Sorry, fellas!!!

GoodGasMileage: pardon me but I have also written a song that I would like to be placed in contention for "new Mets song"

For you see, I own and operate a recording label, and have written and performed many songs!

CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Of course, Lastings! You always make a great impression!

**Online Host**
The Mets Clubhouse DJ is now playing snake charmer music with a shit-ton of bass.

GoodGasMileage: unh, unh, ha ha, HA HAAAA

yo turn it up

turn up the music in my hat

/nods head

check-check it

GoodGasMileage: oh yeah, this here song is dedicated to any nigger who ever in life Met the Mets

So if you don't know what it's like to Meet the Mets, well then just dream

GoodGasMileage: L-E-A-D
I need a doctor just for me
To Meet the Mets, like a vet
To Meet Mets til I sweat

I need a bitch, thick as hell
She's gotta Meet Mets so I can tell
All my homies, what she did
She Met the Mets and she's a bitch

The homeboys laugh, everytime
And then I put her in my rhyme
Talk about a bitch who Met Mets
Man oh man that bitch can lick

She'll have a nigger jumping up
Making a nigger just wanna fuck
Have you heard about the Braves, man they's tough
You know I have and now they suck

DudleyDoWright: /stares blankly

mild_sosa: awww got damn get it son

DudleyDoWright: /stares blankly

....

/lays down quietly

GoodGasMileage: there's a line later where i say something about "bitch nigger whore nigger sucking my gun-dick"

i was thinking of releasing that as a single

on the radio the chorus would just be silence

CoachRandolphAllTheFans: All right, change of plans. "Who Let the Dogs Out" is our 2007 pennant song.

Nobody play Mambo Number 5, we're going to use that next year.