The Dugout
By Nick - 7-13-06
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Torreumon: To be satisfied with your performance the first half of this season would disgrace the game of baseball.
Torreumon: Hell, Mike is the only guy here with an ERA under 4. Does this strike anyone as a problem?
Pussina: That's a big problem, Skip. Gotta show heart.
Torreumon: Thanks, Mike. Why don't you hit the showers and get some rest.
Pussina: You got it, Boss Man.
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Torreumon: As for the rest of you guys, start doubling your workout routines. I want more innings from you guys. The bullpen is beginning to wear.
CowboyJohnWang:
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you tell your boss i dont give shit none whether my warantees expired i want a new cell phone
Torreumon: Yeah, who are you to talk, Wang? The last time you pitched Raymond the mascot for the Devil Rays doubled.
Torreumon: I didn't think it was going to come to this, but we're going to need to spend money on a replacement.
Torreumon: Brian, what've you got for me?
ILOVECASHMAN: Well he assaulted a judge on a beach on Christmas day. More recently he's been arrested for drivig while under the influence. Please welcome Mr. Sydey Ponson.
Ponson1LegAtATime: AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Ponson1LegAtATime: /crashes car through front office window
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: mothatrucka almost make me spill my ibc

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