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CoachRandolphAllTheFans:
Just wanted to let you Amazin' Mets know that with a win
tonight over San Diego we clinch the division! |
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Vote4Pedro:
We reversed the curse, everybody!! No more 1986!!! |
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omar_goodness:
What a long, strange trip it's been. I want to congratulate each and
every one of you on a hard-fought season, and I hope you'll join me in accepting THIS, the
only remaining mathmatic possibility. |
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CoachRandolphAllTheFans:
Come on, fellas, get in line, let's perform for our adoring fans! |
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**Online Host**
CoachRandolphAllTheFans has cued up a boom box. |
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LimaBeans:
BAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAP |
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3TimesANady:
We are the Mets! Shufflin Crew! Shufflin on down, doin' it for
you!
We're so bad, we know we're good! Blowin' yo mind like we KNEW WE WOULD! |
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RadBradford:
You know we're just struttin' fer fun, strutting our stuff fer EVry one!
We're not here to start no trouble! We just came to do the WORLD SERIES SHUFFLE! |

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RaggedEnAndEndy:
I'm Endy Chavez, in a New York shirt! I get to start center 'cause
everybody's hurt!
I'll end your inning and end it quick! I'll poision our chances like arsenic!
I love to hit and I love to dance! I love to strike out so runners can't advance!
We didn't come here lookin' for trouble, we just came to do the World Series Shuffle! |
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LimaBeans:
BAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAP dododododododo |

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my_funny_jose:
i'm jose v. and i'm super coo'! i'm oh-for-a-hundred-and-fifty-two!
i pick up the bat and sadness unfurls, i dance a lil funky so watch me girl!
"win the world series" is new york's motto, but i can't throw from here to
carlos delgado
even though my play is super tear-ubble, we're still here to do the world series shuffle! |
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LimaBeans:
ES SAGASPHONE SOLO TIME AY AY YO
/merengue |

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Francold:
Meet Julio Franco, seasoned vet! Oldest motherfucker you've ever
"Met!"
I hit the ball for all I'm worth! Then collapse into ashes and float about the Earth
do you realize that i am old
Our championship victory is foretold!
I came here, to homers wallop! help I've fallen and I can't get up |
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Ruffles_have_Fridges:
i'm the fridge, i'm the rookie, i may be large but i'm no dumb cookie |
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AChipOffTheOl'_erJones:
Now hold on a minute there, guys, don't you think this is a little premature?
I mean, we're only 17 games into the season. |
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RadBradford:
boooooo boooooo get him out of the chatroom boooo |
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RaggedEnAndEndy:
LAAAAARRY, LAAAAAARY, LAAAAAARY |
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AChipOffTheOl'_erJones:
Yes, Endy? |
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RaggedEnAndEndy:
oh, hey man what's up |
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omar_goodness:
Chipper, the Mets are fantastic forever and you are a jerk ass |
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AChipOffTheOl'_erJones:
Hey now, I didn't come here to "feathers ruffle"
snoooort |
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AChipOffTheOl'_erJones:
Have fun in fourth place, guys. |
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LimaBeans:
ES JOSE LIMA AN HE LIKE DO DANCE
PITCHIN A BALL LIKE MAKE A ROMANCE
BAP BAP BAP |