By B - 4-22-06
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CoachRandolphAllTheFans:   Just wanted to let you Amazin' Mets know that with a win tonight over San Diego we clinch the division! 
Vote4Pedro:   We reversed the curse, everybody!!  No more 1986!!!
omar_goodness:   What a long, strange trip it's been.  I want to congratulate each and every one of you on a hard-fought season, and I hope you'll join me in accepting THIS, the only remaining mathmatic possibility. 
CoachRandolphAllTheFans:   Come on, fellas, get in line, let's perform for our adoring fans! 
**Online Host**
CoachRandolphAllTheFans has cued up a boom box.
LimaBeans:   BAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAP
3TimesANady:   We are the Mets!  Shufflin Crew!  Shufflin on down, doin' it for you!
We're so bad, we know we're good! Blowin' yo mind like we KNEW WE WOULD!
RadBradford:  You know we're just struttin' fer fun, strutting our stuff fer EVry one!
We're not here to start no trouble! We just came to do the WORLD SERIES SHUFFLE!

 

 

 

 

 

RaggedEnAndEndy:   I'm Endy Chavez, in a New York shirt!  I get to start center 'cause everybody's hurt!

I'll end your inning and end it quick!  I'll poision our chances like arsenic!

I love to hit and I love to dance!  I love to strike out so runners can't advance!

We didn't come here lookin' for trouble, we just came to do the World Series Shuffle!
LimaBeans:   BAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAP dododododododo

 

 

 





my_funny_jose:  i'm jose v. and i'm super coo'!  i'm oh-for-a-hundred-and-fifty-two!

i pick up the bat and sadness unfurls, i dance a lil funky so watch me girl!

"win the world series" is new york's motto, but i can't throw from here to carlos delgado

even though my play is super tear-ubble, we're still here to do the world series shuffle!
LimaBeans:   ES SAGASPHONE SOLO TIME AY AY YO

/merengue

 

 

 

 

 

Francold:   Meet Julio Franco, seasoned vet!  Oldest motherfucker you've ever "Met!"

I hit the ball for all I'm worth!  Then collapse into ashes and float about the Earth

do you realize that i am old
Our championship victory is foretold!

I came here, to homers wallop!  help I've fallen and I can't get up
Ruffles_have_Fridges:  i'm the fridge, i'm the rookie, i may be large but i'm no dumb cookie
AChipOffTheOl'_erJones:   Now hold on a minute there, guys, don't you think this is a little premature?   I mean, we're only 17 games into the season. 
RadBradford:  boooooo boooooo get him out of the chatroom boooo
RaggedEnAndEndy:   LAAAAARRY, LAAAAAARY, LAAAAAARY
AChipOffTheOl'_erJones:   Yes, Endy?
RaggedEnAndEndy:   oh, hey man what's up
omar_goodness:   Chipper, the Mets are fantastic forever and you are a jerk ass
AChipOffTheOl'_erJones:   Hey now, I didn't come here to "feathers ruffle"

snoooort
AChipOffTheOl'_erJones:   Have fun in fourth place, guys. 
LimaBeans:   ES JOSE LIMA AN HE LIKE DO DANCE

PITCHIN A BALL LIKE MAKE A ROMANCE
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