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Welcome to the Tuscon Electric Park Cactus League Chatroom!
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MackoWiako: /cools self with personal misting fan
I do declare! |
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garland_vocalband: Augh, I know, it's hot as balls out here. I, Garland, will knock the thermostat down! |
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BuehrleBrawl: It's not going to do any good. Ozzie is so caught up in team-unity that he's been setting up propane heaters in the middle of goddamn Arizona to make us feel like we're back home in cold-ass Chicago. |
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MackoWiako: and he's making us wear these tight sweaters because we played like girls last year |
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garland_vocalband: You impertinent fools! |
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**Online Host**
WordUpThome has entered the chatroom wearing a Hawaiian shirt, sandals, and a large straw hat.
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WordUpThome: WHOSE BRIGHT IDEAR WAS IT TO SET UP CAMP IN THE ELECTRICAL PARK |
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WordUpThome: IT IS HOT AS FARR IN HERE LIKE IN THE SAUNA AT THE GY |
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WordUpThome: GYM |
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Haegermeister: It's Ozzie's fault. He's punishing us for not making it to the playoffs last season. Just yesterday he set fire to Gustavo Molina. |
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BuehrleBrawl: and he won't let us play in the grapefruit league because he says we don't deserve a balanced breakfast |
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WordUpThome: COUNTRY BEAR JIMBOREE WAS TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT, IT IS LIKE ROGER MCDOWL IS PLAYING A FOOLHARDY PRANK UPONST MY ENTIRE BODY |
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WordUpThome: DID YOU EVER SEE WHEN HE WAS GIVIN' THE BUSINESS TO HIS BEST BUDS ON THE BLOOPER TAPES |
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MackoWiako: I used to have a blooper tape about the Unofficial Baseball Handbook that had Sean Mooney from the WWF in it
I got it for Christmas
the same year I got a cabbage patch kid dressed like a san francisco giant |
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WordUpThome: THAT'S THE ONE
IT INCLUDES A COMEDYNORMOUS SEGMENT SET TO THE FLAPPER HIT "ANYTHING GOES" WHEREIN BABE RUTH HAS HIS BELLY FLATTENED VIA ROLLING PIN |
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WordUpThome: THEN HE USED THE ROLLING PIN TO ABUSE HIS WIFE BUT THE FOOTAGE WAS OLD SO IT WENT REALLY FAST |
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WordUpThome: OH MERCY IT IS AS HOT AS THE INSIDE OF A FAT MANS MITTEN
IF MY CHEEKS GET ANY REDDER THEY WILL MORPH INTO WHITE DWARVES |
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BuehrleBrawl: somebody call Ozzie in here, I'm going to strangle him to death with my watery ass purple hands |
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WordUpThome: YEAH THE JIBB IS UP
I SENT HIM AN INVITE SO MIMS THE WORD EVERYONE |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie has entered the chatroom.
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: what |
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BuehrleBrawl: oh my god ozzie please start the season already we're dying out here |
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MackoWiako: its so hot oh christ |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP COMPLAINING YOU IMPERTINENT FOOLS |
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garland_vocalband: that's what i'm screamin |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: You're hot? Who is hot? |
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WordUpThome: /raises mit |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: What?? Why are you hot? |
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WordUpThome: /points at the propane heaters
THIS IS WHY I'M HOT |
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WordUpThome: /points at sweater
THIS IS WHY I'M HOT
/points at sun |
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WordUpThome: THIS IS WH |
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WordUpThome: THIS IS WH |
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WordUpThome: THIS IS WHY I'M HOT |
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MackoWiako: grr, I wish I was fly like that! |
