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Ponson1LegAtATime: rraow raoooowwwww |
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PeterAngel:
Gentlemen, we've experimented with Sidney Ponson long enough. Remove
the ear tag and open the cage. It's time to release him. |
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OldManMiller:
/opens cage |
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**Online Host**
BaltimoreOrioles have released Ponson1LegAtATime. |
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Ponson1LegAtATime: growl growl animal noises grooowwwlll |
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PeterAngel:
BORN FREE, AS FREE AS THE WIND BLOWS. AS FREE AS THE GRASS GROWS! |
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Ponson1LegAtATime: /pounces a deer |
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Yes_Deer:
AAAAAH |
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AVeritableSmorgasbord:
Pardon me but I just can't allow things to happen this way. The Major
League Baseball Players Association demands that you resign and/or recapture Ponson this
instant. |
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PeterAngel:
WHAT? The man has had multiple arrests for being drunk in public
ranging from assaulting people to driving under the influence. He's a cancer on our
team and to baseball in general. |
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AVeritableSmorgasbord:
More like a cancer with a new contract am I right |
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PeterAngel:
No, I |
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AVeritableSmorgasbord:
excuse me nurse but when you remove this cancer can you please transport it
to its golden house via its limo made of fur |
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PeterAngel:
Can't I just write you a giant check? |
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AVeritableSmorgasbord:
Like on the Price is Right? Yes. That would be acceptable.
We will use it to create a team called the SIDNEY PONSON PONSONS and give Sidney
the environment he deserves as an MLB player. |
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AVeritableSmorgasbord:
And even with one player they could probably not end up 17 games back,
right? |
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Yes_Deer:
SWEET MARY MY INTENSTINE |
