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MamaMia: AAAAAARGH AAAAARGH AAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH *hee hee hoooo* |
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YoungDoctor: You're doing great, Mia, you're doing great! You're going to be the mother of twins in no time! Just keep pushing! |
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MamaMia: AAAAAARGGHHHH /tosses bedpan across room in act of exaggerated pregnant hilarity |
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YoungDoctor: /squints Nurse, come look at this. |
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Nurse: What is it, Doctor? |
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YoungDoctor: It looks like both babies are coming out at the same time...one laying on top of the other. And they're so far back I can't get in to pull them out. |
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Nurse: Oh my! |
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YoungDoctor: But they're so close to being out, that if we opt for a C-section the damage may be irrepreable. We've got to act fast or the babies might smother themselves to death! |
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MamaMia: What's wrong?? What's wrong with my babies??? aaaaaarghhhh |
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Nurse: Doctor, what are we going to do!? We've got to hurry! We need someone to reach into her birth canal and pull them out! |
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YoungDoctor: I... I'm not sure! We need to call in someone highly qualified for this kind of situation. We need a professional, with years of experience! |
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YoungDoctor: /pulls down mask IS THERE ANYONE IN THIS HOSPITAL WHO KNOWS HOW TO EXTRACT FROM THE LOWER HALF OF THE HUMAN BODY |
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YoungDoctor: WE NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN PULL A GROIN, AND FAST |
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Misnomar: sup |
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YoungDoctor: Thank God! How long will it take you to pull a groin? |
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Misnomar: I dunno, five, six weeks? |
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YoungDoctor: We don't have time for that! You have to do it now, the life of your wife and newborn children depend on it! |
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Misnomar: well lemme see what I can do /picks up baseball bat |
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Misnomar: /lifts bat onto shoulder |
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Misnomar: AAAAARGHHHH |
YoungDoctor: You did it, Nomar! Mia, you're now the mother of two beautiful twin baby girls! yargh my groin /collapses |
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YoungDoctor: NURSE, NURSE, COME QUICK, YOU'VE GOT TO SPANK THE BABIES SO THEY START BREATHING |
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Nurse: yarghhh /clutches crotch |
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Misnomar: God, I wish I were at camp! They don't have to deal with asinine bullshit like this, there! |
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| McCarthyIsm: YEEEAAHHHH!!!! /throws arms into air /shakes ass |
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| InConteNent: Yes, I think Weight Watchers for Men is a great product! We could all lose a few in the middle, am I right? Ho ho! /pats midsection | |
McCarthyIsm: As a Mom, I like to, wait /picks nose farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt lol |
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| InConteNent: Oh Jenny, you're incorrigible! ha ha! | |
| ethier_or: /forlornly lobs ball against wall |