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**Online Host**
Welcome to the Once Upon a Time Chatroom!
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MotherLowry: Back from town already, Noah? And I see you don't have our cow with you anymore, you must've sold it! |
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ProWrestlingNOAH: yeah jason schmidt plays for a different team now |
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MotherLowry: So what did you get? Five pounds? Ten? Fifteen? No, it can't be twenty. |
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ProWrestlingNOAH: No, I got these magical beans! And when you plant them, a hyooooge beanstalk will grow out the ground and take me to the land of the GIANTS |
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ProWrestlingNOAH: there i will have magical adventures and a goose that shits gold will be compared to the yankees and |
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**Online Host**
Welcome to the G.I. Ants Chatroom!
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LieutenAnt: ATTEEEEEEEEEN HUT |
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GI_Ants: /fall into line |
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LieutenAnt: FOWAAAAAAAAH
HAAAAAAAAR |
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GI_Ants: /march forward |
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KleskoCrazy: OH NO BUT I'M SO MUCH BIGGER THAN EVERYONE ELSE, HOW WILL I FIT IN |
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**Online Host**
Ryan Klesko is being devoured by thousands of ants.
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KleskoCrazy: AAAH NOOOO |
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Bochy_Ball: Does anyone have any ideas on how to improve our team? What should we do? Where should we start? |
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JumboFlansburgh: /peppy guitar riff |
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LinnellRichie: Make a hole with a gun perpendicular to the name of this town in a desk-top globe
Exit wound in a foreign nation
Showing the home of the one this was written for |
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Niekro_Please: what |
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InDurhamTerm: Who the heck are these guys? I don't remember seeing them on the 40-man roster! |
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Bochy_Ball: They're non-roster invitees. So they aren't Giants yet. But they might be! |
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AtypicalChulk: I think we should talk about the pitching. Should we go around and see what everyone thinks about the starting rotation? |
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LinnellRichie: don't don't don't let's start
this is the worst part |
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LicenseToPills: giants spring training has nothing to do with barry bonds |
