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Coach_ProtectTheEmployee: and I know a lot of you have reservations about Sidney trying out for the club because of his reputation for making trouble, and because of 2006's 4-556 performance. |
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Coach_ProtectTheEmployee: But I assure you, this will be a fresh start for the right-hander, and Sidney will be looking to put the past behind him in 2007. |
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Ponson1LegAtATime: /looks off into distance
/wistfully remembers past |
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DoctorProctor: Coooach! COOOOACH! COME QUICK COACH, COME QUICK! |
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Torreumon: What is it, Scott? I almost fingerbanged my brain when you started screaming. |
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DoctorProctor: It's Sidney! The doctor told him he had bone chips in his elbow, and now he's eating through his arm to get to them! |
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Ponson1LegAtATime: reargh rarrarrr /bites into stump
/recoils
RAAAAARRRRRRR |
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Torreumon: Oh, God! What do we do? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /holds out container of french onion dip |
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Ponson1LegAtATime: /sits alone in Fredbird costume |
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RolenOnDubs: Aw Sidney, it ain't so bad! We won, and I think we've got a chance to go all the way this year! |
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Ponson1LegAtATime: .... |
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RolenOnDubs: C'mon, talk to me. You aren't going to make many friends here sittin' all by yerself! |
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Ponson1LegAtATime: .... |
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RolenOnDubs: Don't be like that! Show me a smile! /opens Fredbird's beak |
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Ponson1LegAtATime: /spews bile from all holes in costume |
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RolenOnDubs: AW AWWWWWWW |
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Ponson1LegAtATime: /downs barrel of rubbing alcohol
/drives SUV into assemblance of school children
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LadyCop: license and registration please |
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Ponson1LegAtATime: BLEARGH!!!11 /smashes arm through car window |
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LadyCop: dear lord, your hands look like big red water balloons
how do you drive |
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Ponson1LegAtATime: /eats a shitload of barley
/drives SUV throughout a K-Mart
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LadyCop: license and registra- |
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Ponson1LegAtATime: RAOOOO /smashes face through car window |
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LadyCop: AAAH HOLY SHIT
whew I better watch my step or one of these days one of you animals is gonna choke the hell out of me |
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CornedBeefOnAruban: hey man nice speed boat |
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Ponson1LegAtATime: /punches the shit out of an Aruban Judge |
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Grizzly: /approaches |
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Ponson1LegAtATime: growl growl growlllll /shows teeth |
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Grizzly: /backs away |
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Coach_ProtectTheEmployee: Yes, we've all agreed that this is a great idea, and that nothing can go wrong. In fact, Sidney, why don't you tell them how ready you are to help the squad and have a great season!
Sidney?
SIDNEY! /looks around
Denard! Where's Sidney? |
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DewolfmansGotDenard: right field, skip
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Coach_ProtectTheEmployee: What's he doing in right field? |
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DewolfmansGotDenard: eating our trash |
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