Alright. Since very few of you appreciate my work, this is for an audience of one. It's a little out of my realm, lol, but it is a birthday gift for my friend Otaku... so HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! For this momentous occasion, I decided to combine a little of my style with a little of yours. The result? A discolored painting of Marilyn Monroe with cat ears and whiskers and some random Japanese letter on her forehead. I hope you like it :)

WAAAIIIII! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! i didn't think you would remember my birthday. awww that's so sweet of you!! ^.^

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hay thats pretty cool.

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Not bad, dude. About time you started showing some talent.

So that's what I have to do be accepted around here? Draw cartoons of Japanese mutanimals in heat? Everybody on this stupid website does that. I thought art was about being original & revolutionary... ARRRGH FUCK THIS!

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"They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." ~me

Pfft, you're really great at taking compliments. Fucking jerk.

see man, thats where you got it all wrong. nobody here is trying to revolutionize art. were all just improving our technique. cartoons of people with giant eyeballs and tiny noses who sweat tears the size of their heads when they are embarrassed? thats the only way anyone is going to pay attention to your stuff, anyways. you said you wanted constructive criticism. were only trying to help.

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Sorry, but you're not being much help. All I want to do is draw hundreds of soup cans and replicas of Mickey Mouse and President Kennedy, and use the wrong colors to shade them in. Why can't anyone see things my way? I HATE THIS PLACE!! That's it. I'm leaving. Good riddance, internet.

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"They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." ~me

Yeah, I hope you enjoyed your 15 minutes of LAME.

By that I mean I hope you get shot in the stomach.