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40. Ulysses Everett McGill



Film: "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"
(2000)
Defining moment: A fugitive from the law, on the lamb with two nimrods, surrounded by cops, in a barn that's on fire. Everett's response? "Dang, we in a tight spot." By far the most brilliant thing Clooney ever has or ever will create.
Memorable quote: "I'm the damn paterfamilias!"


39. Ivan Drago



Film: "Rocky IV"
(1985)
Defining moment: The ultimate Rocky villain, in the cheesiest ways possible. Unnecessarily large and probably a commie robot, Drago did situps on a nuclear situp machine and punched holes in space and time, but the pressure of his nation and their expectations drives him to make one of the most realistic giant Russian boxer face turns in movie history. "I fight to win for me... For me!!!"
Memorable quote: "I must break you."


38. Celie



Film: "The Color Purple"
(1985)
Defining moment: What happened to Whoopi Goldberg? This was her film debut and she acts visable rings around several other very talented actors, and what's she doing now? A television show where she yells "WHITE PEOPLE," pauses, and then yells "GEORGE W. BUSH?" Whoopi, if you ever read this, do me a favor: Watch this movie again. Watch the scene where Celie finally tells Albert how she feels about so many years of mistreatment. Watch Danny Glover act like there is nobody fucking better, and then watch and see how you are JUST AS GOOD. Then explain to me why you're most currently famous for having no eyebrows and two singing-nun movies.
Memorable quote: (to Shug Avery) "He beat me when you ain't here. He beat me for not being you."


37. Leonard Shelby



Film: "Memento"
(2000)
Defining moment: It's at this point on the list that I realize I shouldn't have picked so many characters just because I had crushes on the actors. Don't get me wrong, Leonard is a wonderful character, and Guy Pearce's acting is spot-on. But because Shelby is, by nature, a blank slate, the scenes that define the character are made definitive more by the other actors involved; Natalie getting Leonard to hit her, only to return two minutes later to claim she was hit by "Dodd." Teddy constantly trying to help Leonard through the steps of what he does or does not know, while at the same time abusing him as a conversation piece. But, okay, I've wandered from topic. If I had to pick a scene...the one where he hires a hooker to play with his wife's stuff, then gets pissed when she actually tries to brush her hair with the hairbrush.
Memorable quote: "I have this condition."


36. Jerry Maguire



Film: "Jerry Maguire"
(1996)
Defining moment: It's hard to like Tom Cruise really. Too good looking, too smiley, to scientology-y. But damn if he doesn't stumble into a brilliant performance every once in a while. This is one of those times. The office scene, where Maguire is going out of his way to draw attention to himself, while at the same time now wanting to cause I scene worthy of ridicule, is so brilliant and layered and. . . un-Cruise, that you can't help but love it.
Memorable quote: "The fuckin' zoo is closed, Ray."


35. Alvy Singer



Film: "Annie Hall"
(1977)
Defining moment: "30-ish academic who wishes to meet a woman who's interested in Mozart, James Joyce, and sodomy." It's a shame that Woody Allen has become a caricature for sexually depraved old men, because in the late seventies he was as close to an inspired genius as a nervous Jewish guy with no evident charisma could hope to be. "Annie Hall" is a collection of defining moments, scene after scene that builds the character of Alvy: From slapstick to sarcasm to bittersweet love and regret.
Memorable quote: "I though of that old joke, y'know, the, this, this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, 'Doc, uh, my brother's crazy. He thinks he's a chicken.' And, uh, the doctor says, 'Well, why don't you turn him in?' And the guy says, 'I would, but I need the eggs.' Well, I guess that's pretty much how I feel about relationships. Y'know, they're totally irrational and crazy and absurd and, but, uh, I guess we keep going through it because, uh, most of us need the eggs."


34. Charlie/Donald Kaufman



Film: "Adaptation"
(2002)
Defining Moment: I debated giving each brother his own defining moment. Their defining moment (in a movie basically all about a man trying to define himself via his own shortcomings) for me, was the scene in the writing lecture, when Charlie has an extended voice over sequence, which ends when the professor states what a crutch it is to use voice over narration in your movies. He's right.
Memorable quote: "I got shot. Isn't that fucked up?"


33. Ashley "Ash" Williams



Film: "The Evil Dead"
(1981) "Evil Dead II" (1987) "Army of Darkness" (1993)
Defining moment: Ash defeats the evil version of himself and makes sure to chop said evil self up into a bunch of pieces with a chainsaw before burial. In the grave, Evil Ash's head comes to life. "You'll never retrieve the Necronomicon! You'll die before ya get it!" Ash's response: "Hey! What's that you got on your face?" "Huh?" (shovels dirt into Evil Ash's face).
Memorable quote: "Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king. Hail to the king, baby."


32. Marco/Porco Rosso



Film: "Porco Rosso"
(1992)
Defining moment: In Marco's mystical near-death experience, creator/director/alpha human Hayao Miyazaki pays homage to the Roald Dahl story "They Shall Not Grow Old." Marco, the only pilot from his squadron still breathing, watches his fallen comrades fly past and up into the sky. Awesome symbolism, beautiful art direction, and a good example of a creative mind at the peak of his power. Miyazaki makes an animated movie about a pig who flies an airplane over the Adriatic Sea and makes it more human than anybody on "The O.C." has ever had the capacity to be, despite being actual humans.
Memorable quote: "It was at that time that I saw the white sky."


31. Lloyd Dobler



Film: "Say Anything"
(1989)
Defining moment: When Stan wanted to win back Wendy, and was told to stand under her window holding a boom box and playing Peter Gabriel. Cut to Stan, blaring "Shock the Monkey."
Memorable quote: "I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen."


30. Guido Orefice



Film: "Life is Beautiful"
(1997)
Defining moment: Guido waits tables and helps an affluent German man solve riddles. When Guido is a prisoner in a Nazi concentration camp he meets up with the man again, who proceeds to tell Guido to meet with him in secret. Guido does, thinking that his past moments of kindness might earn him and his family a way out of the camp. When they meet, the German man only wants more help with his riddles. It is selfish and indicative of the soured side of humanity, and the look on Roberto Benigni's face alone won him the Best Actor Oscar.
Memorable quote: "That I want to make love to you - not just once, but over and over again! But I'll never tell you that. I'd have to be crazy to tell you. I'd even make love to you now...right here for the rest of my life."


29. Teddy



Film: "A.I.-Artificial Intelligence"
(2001)
Defining moment: I still say the ending sucked. But if you don't think that an adorable robot bear, sitting down forlornly on a bed to wait for his robot child playmate forever isn't depressing and moving as hell, you've got no soul. Osment did nothing for me, but Teddy ripped me to shreds.
Memorable quote: "I am NOT a toy!"


28. Carol Gerber



Film: "Hearts in Atlantis"
(2001)
Defining moment: The goodbye scene between Carol and Bobby. Carol herself as a character isn't what makes her remarkable...what makes her remarkable is how she is portrayed. She is an accurate representation not of a girl but of the girl we first fall in love with. Flawed but perfect, unique yet the same, beautiful in a way that only your eyes can see. The film helps us see Carol as Bobby sees her. I think everybody should have a Carol Gerber, for at least a moment in their life.
Memorable quote: "You're a strange person."


27. Tyler Durden



Film: "Fight Club"
(1999)
Defining moment: Okay, I still say that this movie's beauty have been tarnished by the Palahniuk-worshipping blockheads to live and die for this movie. But that doesn't change how much I loved it when I saw it, or how much Pitt's character owns. I've always said that, when carrying a movie he sucks, but as a second banana, he rules. See also: Snatch. Okay, defining moment: I'm gonna say it's that first fight, between Pitt and Norton after a couple of beers. It's the set up for the entire rest of the movie, and I think Pitt's delivery of "you hit me in the ear!" is one of the best in movie history.
Memorable quote: "You are not your fucking khakis."


26. Pee-wee Herman



Film: "Pee-wee's Big Adventure"
(1985) "Back to the Beach" (1987) "Big Top Pee-wee" (1988)
Defining moment: Convinced that evil fat rich boy Francis Buxton has stolen his bike, Pee-wee goes to the Buxton estate, basically breaks in, and then fucks Francis up strong-style in the middle of his bath, complete with monster movie noises and underwater shots. It's a shame that our society has singled Paul Reubens out as a "creep" or whatever, because "Pee-wee's Big Adventure" is still one of the most brilliant, watchable comedies ever made. Very difficult to pick a defining moment.
Memorable quote: "But what? Everyone I know has a big but. C'mon, Simone, let's talk about YOUR big but."


25. Fredo Corleone



Film: "The Godfather"
(1972) "The Godfather Part II" (1974)
Defining moment: Nostalgia and my own personal tastes have dictated that Fredo be the only Godfather alumni to make the list, and clear up in the twenties no less. Despite that, with maybe one or two exceptions, I've never, EVER, been more knocked on my ass by an acting performance as I was by John Cazale's performance in the last few minutes of this film. The sadness of a man who knows he was never as good as the rest of his family, mixed with the resignation of knowing that you're going to die, is relayed so pitch perfectly, I don't even think I can do it, or him, justice. But he broke more hearts than Michael's.
Memorable quote: "It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!"


24. Lawrence "Chunk" Cohen



Film: "The Goonies"
(1985)
Defining moment: Truffle Shuffle be damned. The defining Chunk moment is his long-winded story about how he once took a bucket of fake puke to a movie theater, made a gagging noise, and then dumped it onto the people below. So they get sick and start puking everywhere, and then everybody's puking everywhere, and he never felt so bad in his entire life. Chunk makes the list for his pop culture significance, but rest assured that every Goonie makes this list symbolically.
Memorable quote: "Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did!"


23. Dr. Strangelove



Film: "Dr. Stranglove"
(1964)
Defining moment: The scene towards the end, when the doctor starts to flip the fuck out and can't keep his hand from flying into a Nazi salute. God damn, Peter Sellers is a God y'all.
Memorable quote: "Mein Furher! I can walk!"


22. Agent Smith



Film: "The Matrices "
(1999, 2003)
Defining Moment: As president and vice president of the Matrix Trilogy fanclub, it's the belief of Bemily that EVERY SECOND of EVERY FRAME that features Agent Smith is COMPLETE GOLD. I loved the films regardless, but he MADE them. From his speech from the original about not being able to get the stench of humanity off of him, to his big entrance before the burly brawl in Reloaded to that last moment when all the Agents Smith explode from the inside in Revolutions . . . we're willing to make human sacrifice to the alter of Weaving.
Memorable quote: "Cookies need love. . . .like everything else does."


21. Travis Bickle



Film: "Taxi Driver"
(1976)
Defining moment: Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up. HEY DENIRO STOP MAKING JEWISH CULTURE-CENTRIC COMEDIES PLZ
Memorable quote: "The days go on and on... they don't end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people."


20. Inigo Montoya



Film: "The Princess Bride"
(1987)
Defining moment: The wrestling geek in me said I should go with the Andre character, but my heart lies with Patinkin. Mostly for his mountain top duel with the Dred-Pirate Roberts, during which he comes across very polite and inquisitive, while informing the man that he must kill him. Inigo was a character with one motivation: to kill the man with six fingers. At all other times, you couldn't ask for a sweeter Spaniard. He was just too endearing not to include.
Memorable quote:
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."


19. Inspector Zenigata



Film: "The Castle of Cagliostro"
(1979)
Defining moment: Inspector Zenigata is one of my favorite animated characters of all-time because he represents the fundamental theorem of modern life: No matter how long you go to school and no matter how hard you try you're going to fail. Watching Zenigata maintain his cop persona and code of justice despite being in a European death pit that nobody's ever escaped from is both charming and sad at the same time.
Memorable quote: "Lupin! Don't you dare die before I get to arrest you!"


18. Curt Wild



Film: "Velvet Goldmine"
(1998)
Defining moment: His first appearance on stage, when he douses himself in glitter and pulls down his pants. No, I didn't include that scene solely for the viewing of Ewan wang. It's McGregor's glam rock Kurt Cobain portrayal of Wild that really makes the movie what it is. He makes every other actor better with his performance. As much as I love Velvet Goldmine, without Ewan, it just wouldn't be that good. But every second Curt is on screen, he owns it. He has a sexy sleazy quality that reaches out and grabs you. Then it covers you in sparkle and sticks its tongue down your throat.
Memorable quote: "The world is changed because you are made of ivory and gold. The curve of your lips rewrite history."


17. Kikuchiyo



Film: "Seven Samurai"
(1954)
Defining moment: The pose. Knees bent, sword across the back of the shoulders, and a sneer. I've got a picture of myself with Emily and her family on vacation where we posed on a big fake alligator at a mini-golf place. Emily and her sister are sitting on the alligator like normal people. I'm perched atop it using my mini-golf club to strike the Kikuchiyo pose. Sadly I found no raiding vandals to slay. But I did slay the shit out of that alligator.
Memorable quote: "You fool! Damn you! You call yourself a horse! For shame! Hey! Wait! Please! I apologize! Forgive me!"


16. Brodie Bruce



Film: "Mallrats"
(1995)
Defining moment: After stealing every scene in the movie, it is the gameshow scene in which Jason Lee truly cements his fate as having created one of the greatest characters in movie history. Hell, just his little smile and shrug was enough to ensure top 20 status.
Memorable quote: "Most of the time I'm just talking out of my ass. Or sticking my hand in it."


15. Biggus Dickus



Film: "Life of Brian"
(1979)
Defining moment: Brian tells Pontius Pilate that his father's name was "Nottius Maximus." The guards laugh, but Pilate doesn't get it. The guards explain that there's no such man, and that "Nottius Maximus" is a joke name, like Sillius Sodus, or Biggus Dickus. The guards laugh again. Pilate doesn't understand why "Biggus Dickus" is a funny name, because he has a very good friend with that name. AND THEN BIGGUS DICKUS SHOWS UP. "Holy Grail" and "Meaning of Life" are both wonderful and hilarious, but "Life of Brian" just destroys them. The first time I saw Biggus Dickus I laughed so hard that I actually lost my breath, and I had to pause the movie, collect myself, and take Advil for the chest pain.
Memorable quote: "Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanthe if there ith a thudden crithith!"


14. Holly Golightly



Film: "Breakfast At Tiffany's"
(1961)
Defining moment: Holly is made for me in those first few moments, stumbling around her apartment, looking for her shoe, and making friends with 'Fred.' She's so flaky and worthless, it's really hard not to be charmed by her. Another lovely scene is the party, when Holly yells, "TIIM-BERRRR" as the drunken guest falls to the floor."
Memorable quote: "Poor cat! Poor slob! Poor slob without a name! The way I see it I haven't got the right to give him one. We don't belong to each other. We just took up one day by the river. I don't want to own anything until I find a place where me and things go together. I'm not sure where that is but I know what it is like. It's like Tiffany's."


13. George Bailey



Film: "It's a Wonderful Life"
(1946)
Defining moment: Every seen a Christmas episode of any sitcom ever? Was it a parody of "A Christmas Carol?" Because if it wasn't, chances are it was a parody of one of the many, many great moments for George Bailey in "It's a Wonderful Life." Don't let the fact that this has been crammed down our throats fool you, this movie is unbelievably great and a national treasure.
Memorable quote: "Merry Christmas, movie house. Merry Christmas, Emporium. Merry Christmas, you wonderful Building and Loan!"


12. Edward Scissorhands



Film: "Edward Scissorhands"
(1990)
Defining Moment: That long continuous shot of him cutting the slutty neighbor's hair, where the camera focuses only on Edward and the movement of his hands, hair flying everywhere. Then slutty neighbor almost has an orgasm 'cause Edward make her look like Liv Tyler at the 2003 Oscars.
Memorable quote: "I can't."


11. Professor Henry Higgins



Film: "My Fair Lady"
(1964)
Defining moment: Rex Harrison is a pop culture icon for two reasons now; One, for being hilariously anal and British as a Professor who gets royally pissed off because he can't immediately get things his way, and two, because he, in this role, is the inspiration for Family Guy's Stewie. So the next time you yell out "BLAST, WOMAN" out of nowhere, try to work in a "WHY CAN'T THE ENGLISH TEACH THEIR CHILDREN HOW TO SPEAK" for street cred. And because I think that's really funny.
Memorable quote: "The question is not whether I've treated you rudely but whether you've ever heard me treat anyone else better."


10. Charlotte A. Cavatica



Film: "Charlotte's Web"
(1973)
Defining moment: Charlotte's speech to Wilbur at the fair about how she can't go back to the farm is one of the scenes taken verbatim from the book, which means that it's one of the scenes in the movie that is good. It's also completely heartbreaking, both because of the actual content and because to me the book is the best book ever written. It always helps to not splice up the emotion with ducks singing songs about friendship.
Memorable quote: "Salutations is my fancy way of saying hello."


9. Jareth



Film: "Labyrinth"
(1986)
Defining moment: In honor of our forum, I'm going to pick the "Dance, Magic Dance" sequence. Not only is it catchy, but it's (to my knowledge) the only musical number in a children's film in which white tights make it possible to see the package of an aging rock star in it's almost entirety. Whoo!
Memorable quote: "It's a crystal. Nothing more. But if you turn it this way and look into it, it will show you your dreams."


8. Enid Coleslaw



Film: "Ghost World"
(2000)
Defining moment: It's hard to pick a moment, because it's Enid's facial expressions in various scenes that make me love her so much. Another fun fact: I got hired to write for Progressive Boink after Jon and B read an absolutely terrible piece I did about the tertiary characters in Ghost World. None of you will ever read it. Also, tampon in a teacup.
Memorable quote: "I think only stupid people have good relationships."


7. Max Fisher



Film: "Rushmore"
(1998)
Defining moment: At dinner with the teacher he's obsessively in love with and her date (who she brought to one of Max's plays), Max busts out "I like your nurse's uniform, guy." "These are O.R. scrubs," the date replies. Max: "Oh are they?" Bill Murray snorts into his drink, and so does everybody watching. Max Fisher is such a strange film anomaly of showing and not telling that it's hard to pick a favorite moment. Max's school production of "Serpico" comes in a close second.
Memorable quote: "I saved Latin. What did you ever do?"


6. Setsuko



Film: "Grave of the Fireflies"
(1988)
Defining Moment: Setsuko is beautiful because she is real. Her tiny voice, her mannerisms, her stubbornness. You KNOW her. So without question, the definitive Setsuko moment, the thing that brings home all of the film's pain and heartbreak, is the tiny girl, who lives as an orphan in a cave with no food, burying the fireflies that had given her so much pleasure the night before, and then asking why they have to die so young. I started crying while I typed this. The movie is that good.
Memorable quote: "Seita."


5. Randal Graves



Film: "Clerks."
(1994) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Defining moment: This exchange:

Customer: They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good... are either one of these any good?
Randal: What?
Customer: Are either one of these any good?
Randal: I don't watch movies.
Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either one of them?
Randal: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.
Customer: You mean you've haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these?
Randal: Nope.
Customer:
[Turns around, then shows Randal the same movies] Well, what about these two?
Randal: Oh, they suck.
Customer: These are the same two movies! You weren't paying any attention!
Randal: No, I wasn't.
Customer: I don't think your manager would appreciate...
Randal: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
Customer: I beg your pardon?
Randal: Your ruse; your cunning attempt to trick me.
Customer: I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying!
Randal: And, I hope it feels good.
Customer: You hope WHAT feels good?
Randal: I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
Customer: Well, this is the last time I rent here!
Randal: You'll be missed.
Customer: Screw you!
Randal: Hey! (chasing after her) You're not allowed to rent here anymore!

The first rule of the goodness of Clerks is that you do not talk about how good Clerks is. It's impossible. You come off like a bad high school journalist. It's just good. That's it. In conclusion Clerks is QUIET A GREAT MOVIE.
Memorable quote: "This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers."


4. Amelie Poulain



Film: "Le Fableux Destin de Amelie Poulain"
(2001)
Defining Moment: Amelie is a very sad and lonely girl. Which makes it all the more poignant that she spends all her time trying to be a "do gooder." When her oddly manifested tryst with Nino finally reaches it's climax, there's nothing sweeter than that last image of Amelie in bed, her arms around her man, finally happy. She is a character most truly deserving of love.
Memorable quote: "Even artichokes have hearts."


3. Kanji Watanabe



Film: "Ikiru"
(1952)
Defining moment: Kanji: "I have less than a year to live. When I found that out... somehow I was drawn to you. Once when I was a child, I almost drowned. It's just like that feeling. Darkness everywhere, and nothing for me to hold onto, no matter how hard I try. There's just you." Takashi Shimura gives an acting performance here in a very specific way. I saw the movie when I was 15 and didn't enjoy it. I saw it again at age 24 and it moved me to the point of wanting to change my own life. Akira Kurosawa is the greatest artist in the history of film, and "Ikiru" manages to end each scene with an image that burns itself into your face and brain, largely thanks to Shimura's character acting.
Memorable quote: "Life is so short / Fall in love, dear maiden / While your lips are still red / And before you are cold, / For there will be no tomorrow."


2. Verbal Kint



Film: "The Usual Suspects"
(1995)
Defining Moment: It's gotta be that last walk down the street, juxtaposed with Kujan finally solving the puzzle (we think). The nonchalant loss of the limp, the stretching of the hands, it's so perfect it kills me. All the while we hear the story being explained to us, while we try to grasp what we're seeing. Then Kint (Soze?) hops into the car with Kobayashi, as the narrative Kint says, "And like that? He's gone."
Memorable quote: "Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."


1. Atticus Finch



Film: "To Kill a Mockingbird"
(1962)
Defining moment: From the "Our 40 Favorite Movie Scenes" article, comments from B and Emily:

B: Atticus Finch sits on his front porch listening to his children talk about their late mother as they go to sleep. Heart wrenching, poignant, and telling: without Atticus moving or saying a word. You can see the desperation in his face. You know how he feels by his body language. You can see his heart breaking into a thousand pieces on his front porch swing, because he is the hero that fights for lost causes -- and his wife is lost. He can never bring her back. He can't give his children a mother, and it kills him. It just rips him apart. He fights for those who can't fight for themselves, because he wants to show his children life, love, honesty, respect, and dignity without looking down at them or bringing them pain. He wants to set them free and protect them at the same time. He wants to open up to them but never will. He says so much without saying a word. The greatest example ever recorded of showing something without telling it. Beautiful, absolutely beautiful. It will never be topped.

Emily: After taking up a lost cause in defending a black man in a white South, the African-American men and women sitting in the balcony of the courthouse stand up as Atticus Finch leaves the room. God, this scene is so moving in context. The entire city is so wrong, it's such a mishandling of justice, and to see how much respect is given to Atticus by the black people in just that one gesture is amazing, in text or on film. The whole movie is good, but the really small subtle things make the most impact. It's not a matter of big drama. People stand up and I bawl my eyes out. Humanity can be incredible sometimes.

Memorable quote: "Now gentlemen, in this country our courts are the great levelers, and in our courts all men are created equal. I'm no idealist to believe firmly in the integrity of our courts and of our jury system. That's no ideal to me. That is a living, working reality. Now I am confident that you gentlemen will review without passion the evidence that you have heard, come to a decision, and restore this man to his family. In the name of God, do your duty. In the name of God, believe Tom Robinson."


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