For a spectacular fourth year in a row, the #DoLoThroDo was a rousing success. You all joined together to eat Doritos Locos Tacos of all types. Sodium was consumed. Oh, lord, how sodium was consumed. Without further ado, here are the pertinent numbers.
(Please be aware that if you crammed 'em in, you are a winner in my eyes. But more accurately, unless you are listed below, you are not literally a winner. I'm sorry. I still love you.)
Here, then, are the winners of the #DoLoThroDo15:
SUPERHEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION (FIERY/FLAMAS TACOS):
2015 winner: Paul (@paulbensonsucks), with 16
All-time record holder: Ricardo Marquez (@iBlogBetter), with 22
HEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION (NACHO CHEESE TACOS):
2015 winner: @teeg_dougland, with 16.5
All-time record holder: Mike Troxell (@Prune_Tracy), with 20
MIDDLEWEIGHT DIVISION (A MIXTURE OF TYPES OF TACO):
All-time record holder: Sal (@GEAUX_SAL), with 25 (The all-time overall record)
CRUISERWEIGHT DIVISION (COOL RANCH TACOS):
2015 winner: Drew Davidson (@_drew_davidson), with 14
All-time record holder: @roommateshits, with 17
VEGAN DIVISION (FREESTYLE):
Previous record holder: Michael Bendlin (@lamegigcontest), with 15
VEGETARIAN DIVISION (FREESTYLE PART II THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL):
2015 winner and all-time record holder: @ihateprospects, with 5
BREAKFAST DIVISION (INTERNATIONAL WATERS):
2015 winner: Michael Clair (@clairbearattack), with a combination of 8 biscuit tacos and grilled a.m. tacos
All-time record holder: Jackson West (@jackawest), with 7 waffle tacos
Once again, our official #DoLoThroDo dietician Ryan Thibs compiled all of the nutritional information for the winners of each division. (Erroneous vegan division record has not yet been updated) (Click here for full size.) Some of you may want to turn away:
Many, many thanks to all who participated. We shall conclude with a huge announcement: we are setting the date of the Doritos Locos Taco Throwdown Oh-Sixteen a full year in advance.
#DoLoThroDo16 will take place on Aug. 27, 2016. You have one year to prepare.
We hope to see all of you out there. Happy tacos to all, and to all a good DoLo.