Look at that dude right there.

Just take your eyes and look at that guy in the face. Does he look like he gives a flying hoot?

I can let you know, if you are confused, what the answer is. (No he does not)

This is a man who would:

• Fight a grizzly bear and win.
• Order Domino's Pizza and give it to those in need.
• Take your mom on a date and leave her thoroughly impressed.
• Run for mayor, even though he doesn't have time, because that's what the city needs.
• Finish a hot wings eating challenge with 3 minutes to spare.
• End a business meeting with a fist bump.
• Plan a kickball tournament and play with no shoes. (or the coolest shoes, nothing in between)
• Get a hit off R.A. Dickey.

If you want to step to "The Madd Dog," you are going to have to bring it another day, when he's not 100% ready for your weak attempts at steppery. Get out of here with that junk, because #70 is prepared to lay down the law.

Has anyone seen this man do something awesome? We need your 100% true Joe Maddon stories, because he's too busy doing them to keep a record.

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