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I guess I'm doing this here now!!! It's the ProgBoin box office draft contest extravaganza!!

(if you're new to this you can't join or do anything because we drafted at the beginning of the year and you wouldn't understand anyway so just try not to screw everything up like you always do ok)

(so apparently ALTTM died somewhere in the transition from forum to whatever this thing is, so i'm gonna continue on being the only person who keeps up with it.)

the googledorc is here! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Ajr6IYbvs50RdFpJX1dsb040MXM2dnVpbTk4enNWd0E#gid=0

PAST FEW WEEKS RECAP: MIB3, the third film in the MIB film canon of movies, didn't do too great for David in the second round, but if we compare it to Nicholas' second round pick of Pirates!!! everything looks good. And it'll probably get more money than Prometheus in the first round so that's a fun sad fact!

Meanstwhile Bagelbites did pretty well with Madagascar in the second round. Maybe he can compete for second or third. Hey ALTTM what were the prizes again. Money, right? You were going to give us money? A joke about gambling? No? Anyway Baolgis is still competing for the $200 third prize. Actually could still get second by virtue of not having any of his top 3 films shelved like B and Andy and Hirsby.

Speaking of ALTTM losing, Snow White Starring Chris Hemsworth Is For Boys Girls Suck didn't quite bring in the entire LOTR fanbase he was expecting, and he somehow only has two movies left, and I'm not sure "Dorothy of Oz" isn't something he just made up. That Twilight movie is gonna have to make like three times as much as every other Twilight movie in order for him to compete for the $1000 grand prize. Maybe it wasn't a great strategy only picking movies that came out before anyone in the country has time to go to a movie theater.

Also, apologies to B, because GI Joe Retaliation was pushed back to 2013. You're basically boned. You can pick it next year when it's called GI Joe Retaliation and the Huntsman 3D.

This week! Rock of Ages comes out for me! I hope the American population continues to disappoint me in every way! $100 million! Also That's My Boy comes out for David! Why would anyone want to see that! Stay tuned!

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