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Hello, and welcome back to the Season
Finale of "Dancing
With The Stars."
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Just before the break, we witnessed
a breathtaking peformance
by Emmitt Smith and that skinny chick Emmitt Smith
dances with!
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Of course she does! Smith, for the
record, is the third NFL star to make it to the Season
Finale.
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That's right! As you may recall, last
season, Jerry Rice also made it to the finals, but
failed to win the championship. |
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The season before that, Terrell Owens
misunderstood the rules and danced ON the stars after
scoring a touchdown against the Cowboys.
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yo that wasnt my fault ok
i'd a won dancin on them stars if brett favre was
my dancin partner |
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Unfortunately, we at ABC Television
believe in the sanctity of ballroom dancing. |
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We'll find out whether you will finally
bring the
championship home to the National Football League
in just a few moments ... but first! We now turn
the dance floor over to Mario Lopez! |
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For our final routine, the skinny
whick i dance with has
specially choreographed a dance that she was kind
enough to name after me. |
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yase and i am hoping you will all
to enjoy our dancing of ... the mario! |
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/swings arms from side to side
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/takes one step, and then again |
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Well, Emmitt, it appears that you
have the edge to win the "Dancing With The Stars"
championship... |
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We will, of course, have to wait for
the official results tomorrow, and... |
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Hold on, folks. It appears we have
another last-minute finalist to perform tonight! |
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Let's meet our final contestants! |
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HELLO FROGTOWN HOLLOW WE ARE THE RIVERBOTTOM
NIGHTMARE BAND |
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THIS IS A DANCING SHOW
SO TONIGHT WE'RE THE RIVERBOTTOM NIGHTMARE DANCERS
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man this show is so fixed
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