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um...
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ready fer another exciting
day of playin' the foos-ball? |
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i thought coach was gonna! |
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Listen Derrick... I dunno
how to tell u this... u been replaced, man |
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I'm real sorry, bro. I
guess we thought the front office was gonna handle it or some'n |
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well who the fuck replaced
me
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this cute lil' monkey! |
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Fraid not. He's a genetically
enhanced "super
gorilla." Dood's got an IQ of 85 & can only communicate
via pictochat |
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AWWWWWWWW |
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Sez all he wants is to
be a defensive end in the NFL. And, you know, bananas. But ESPN
sez he'd probably average like six sacks a game! |
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well yeah he'd be borderline
unblockable! what's he weight like 700 pounds? |
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that's not right. you
can't let a gorilla play in the NFL. it's not right! |
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don't listen to him,
big guy. he's just jealous! |
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I dunno, man. He made
it perfectly clear that he'd never intentionally harm another
player. |
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If it were me, I'd totally
do the same thing. It'd sure get people interested in Raiders
football again! |
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come on man whose side
are you on?! i just lost my job to a fucking monkey! |
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jeez derrick now you
got him all upset! |
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OH GOD...
OH GOD I'M BLEEDING |
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Holy shit the gorilla's
gone maverick! |
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Kicked-o-chat
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SUPERGORILL-ILL-ILL-ILLA |
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Nice shootin' X! What
did ya get for beating him? |
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