**OnlineHost** Welcome to Wheatus Concert Chat!

Crowd: /holds cell phones aloft

TEEN-AGE! DIRT-BAG! TEEN-AGE! DIRT-BAG!

wheatus: YOU GOT IT DUUUDES

/plays Teenage Dirtbag

Crowd: WOOOO YEAH

/jumps up and down

Crowd: /moshes

Crowd: /mosh pit turns into like 100 sweaty people squeezed together and flailing around helplessly until someone sprains an ankle

wheatus: annnn a teeeee

naaaaage

dirrrt baaaaaaaag

BOW BOW BOW

/rimshot

Crowd: gasp gasp WOOOO gasp

wheatus: this is what music is all about

Guy_In_Crowd: WOOOOO

/crowd-surfs to stage

Guy_In_Crowd: /grabs set list

I GOT THE SET LIST WOOOO

Crowd: WOOOOOO

Guy_In_Crowd: /reads

1. teenage dirtbag
2. teenage dirtbag
3. teenage dirtbag
4. teenage dirtbag
5. teenage dirtbag
6. teenage dirtbag
7. teenage dirtbag
8. teenage dirtbag
9. teenage dirtbag
10. teenage dirtbag
11. teenage dirtbag

FIRST ENCORE
teenage dirtbag

SECOND ENCORE
teenage dirtbag (acoustic)

THIRD THROUGH FIFTH ENCORES
teenage dirtbag

Guy_In_Crowd: ...Oh my God.

GuyAtBar: /takes sip from beer

This doesn't taste right. It's like it's...

GuyAtBar: /spits out beer

OH GOD MY BEER IS TEENAGE DIRTBAG

Guy_In_Crowd: What's that smell?

Crowd: /sniff

IT'S TEENAGE DIRTBAG

WE ARE BREATHING TEENAGE DIRTBAG

Crowd: AAAAAAHHH

/stampede to exit

wheatus: TEENAGE DIRTBAG YOU GUYS

wheatus: /teenage dirtbags the teenage dirtbag