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**OnlineHost** You have entered the Linkin Park chatroom. |
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ChesterAverageGuy: all right this album's good to go, all we need is a title
think vapid and meaningless |
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ShinodOConnor: "songs about things that happen" |
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ChesterAverageGuy: no something that sounds cool |
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ShinodOConnor: "fridge on fire"
because refrigerators are never on fire because they're so frickin cold!!! brrrrrrrrr lol |
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ChesterAverageGuy: no something less descript and memorable |
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ShinodOConnor: ummm
"minutes to midnight"
It's a reference to the Doomsday Clock that illustrates the level of danger of nuclear holocaust |
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ChesterAverageGuy: don't care
but that's perfect |
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ShinodOConnor: So what do I even do on stage now? I used to be the rap guy in a mediocre rap/rock band, that was awkward enough. Now I won't even be rapping anymore. I guess I'll just be standing around. |
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ChesterAverageGuy: don't sweat it man, you produced the album |
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ShinodOConnor: Can I produce on stage or something? How does that work? Do I just walk around the stage and hand you guys money?
I mean, look at this. |
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ShinodOConnor:
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ShinodOConnor: they made me hold a freaking RUBIK'S CUBE for my publicity photo
i was like "i am a serious musician and I need an instrument" and they were like "here is your rubik's cube and shut up" |
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ChesterAverageGuy: well dude sometimes change is for the best. you know how we had to change our name to "linkin park" because we couldn't get the "lincolnpark.com" domain name? |
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ShinodOConnor: i still think "http://www.geocities.com/MusicRoom/
mikeshinodaandtheballbusters" would have been an awesome band name
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ChesterAverageGuy: there are lots of guys in bands who don't play instruments. i mean, i don't even play an instrument |
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ChesterAverageGuy: objectively speaking i am possibly the worst frontman of all time, so maybe you should check out what other people do with themselves onstage
what about that cedric bixler fellow from the mars volta |
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ShinodOConnor: hmm
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**OnlineHost** Later, at the concert... |
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ShinodOConnor: A MONSTER OF 300 EYES, AY-VERY NIGH-HIGHHHT, THE ELECTRICAL CURRENT FORTHWITH
AAAAAAAAAHHHH
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Crowd: what in the hell |
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ShinodOConnor: uh
/convulses and runs around stage as if on methamphetamines
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Crowd: ...
YEAH WOOOOO |