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By Jon - 8-28-07
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**OnlineHost** You have entered the Linkin Park chatroom.

ChesterAverageGuy: all right this album's good to go, all we need is a title

think vapid and meaningless


ShinodOConnor: "songs about things that happen"


ChesterAverageGuy: no something that sounds cool


ShinodOConnor: "fridge on fire"

because refrigerators are never on fire because they're so frickin cold!!! brrrrrrrrr lol


ChesterAverageGuy: no something less descript and memorable


ShinodOConnor: ummm

"minutes to midnight"

It's a reference to the Doomsday Clock that illustrates the level of danger of nuclear holocaust


ChesterAverageGuy: don't care

but that's perfect


ShinodOConnor: So what do I even do on stage now? I used to be the rap guy in a mediocre rap/rock band, that was awkward enough. Now I won't even be rapping anymore. I guess I'll just be standing around.


ChesterAverageGuy: don't sweat it man, you produced the album


ShinodOConnor: Can I produce on stage or something? How does that work? Do I just walk around the stage and hand you guys money?

I mean, look at this.


ShinodOConnor:


ShinodOConnor: they made me hold a freaking RUBIK'S CUBE for my publicity photo

i was like "i am a serious musician and I need an instrument" and they were like "here is your rubik's cube and shut up"


ChesterAverageGuy: well dude sometimes change is for the best. you know how we had to change our name to "linkin park" because we couldn't get the "lincolnpark.com" domain name?


ShinodOConnor: i still think "http://www.geocities.com/MusicRoom/
mikeshinodaandtheballbusters" would have been an awesome band name


ChesterAverageGuy: there are lots of guys in bands who don't play instruments. i mean, i don't even play an instrument


ChesterAverageGuy: objectively speaking i am possibly the worst frontman of all time, so maybe you should check out what other people do with themselves onstage

what about that cedric bixler fellow from the mars volta


ShinodOConnor: hmm

**OnlineHost** Later, at the concert...

ShinodOConnor: A MONSTER OF 300 EYES, AY-VERY NIGH-HIGHHHT, THE ELECTRICAL CURRENT FORTHWITH

AAAAAAAAAHHHH


Crowd: what in the hell

ShinodOConnor: uh

/convulses and runs around stage as if on methamphetamines


Crowd: ...

YEAH WOOOOO