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**OnlineHost** You have entered The Decemberists' chatroom. |
CHRIS FUNK
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FunkThaPolice: Well guys, I think that's a
wrap on this album. Let's decide on a name. |
PETRA
HADEN
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playa_haden: I don't know. What's everyone
else in our genre naming their albums? |
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FunkThaPolice: What the hell is our genre
anyway? PseudoAngloGypsycore? |
NATE QUERY
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Nate?: man that label is so tired, stop using
it for every sound you can't describe |
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playa_haden: One thing's for sure. We can't
let Colin name it this time. |
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FunkThaPolice: Seriously. I mean, "Her
Majesty The Decemberists"? That's so bad it actually makes me angry. |
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playa_haden: "The Tain" was the
worst. I'm absolutely certain that he just sounded out syllables that sounded
crusty and British until he was able to find one of them listed in the dictionary. |
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FunkThaPolice: And the accent! God, where
did he get that accent? Granted, it's tough for a guy from Oregon to sound
British, but I guess he figures he can hack it by substituting his Rs with
that sound that 3-year-olds make when they can't pronounce Rs. |
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**OnlineHost** Colin_Mebluff has entered the chatroom. |
COLIN MELOY
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Colin_Mebluff: hey guys sorry i'm late. the
tuain wasn't on time today, but i've spent all day yacking my buain for ideas |
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playa_haden: Well? What do you have? |
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Colin_Mebluff: well I was thinking about
the bl
the, uh |
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Colin_Mebluff: the--
the blan
yeah, the uh, the blangle guain |
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FunkThaPolice: /sigh
All right, what the hell is a blangle grain? |
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Colin_Mebluff: it's uh, it's like a good
luck chaum that a guy from gueat buitain put on his seaship to stop an evil
ghost from killing the king of england with a javelin |
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FunkThaPolice: Wrong. Wrong! You are completely
full of shit! |
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Colin_Mebluff: well too late i alyeady wote
a 900 minute song about it |
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Colin_Mebluff: it's actually also called the
mangle stain as well |
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FunkThaPolice: Blangle grain? |
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Colin_Mebluff: yeah blangle guain |