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"Hee-Haw - Pickin' and a Cuttin'"
By B - 10-12-06
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**Online Host**
Welcome to the Hee Haw chatroom! With special guest, Johnny Cash!

pickin_anna_IMin: Time for singin' and time for jokes! So gather round this and join us, folks!

CashMoneyMillionaire: HELLO

I'M JOHNNY CASH

pickin_anna_IMin: So Johnny, I walked in and found my wife in bed with my best friend!
CashMoneyMillionaire: TELL HIM THAT GOD'S GONNA CUT HIM DOWN
pickin_anna_IMin: I uh
Buck_0wnZ: *jumping into frame* Are you bitter?
pickin_anna_IMin: Yep! Bit him, too! a hyuck hyuck
CashMoneyMillionaire: /kills Roy Clark with bare hands

CashMoneyMillionaire: AND I LOOKED AND BEHOLD A PALE HORSE AND HIS NAME THAT SAT ON HIM WAS DEATH

AND HELL FOLLOWED WITH HIM

Buck_0wnZ: right now let's go right over here to Minnie Pearl

Minnie

pearl_necklace: What advice would I give to a woman who just got married? Take your husband's shoes off!
pearl_necklace: because he

/gets hit in crotch with wooden fence plank
Buck_0wnZ: now here's big shirtless ron
CashMoneyMillionaire: /raises goblet
GOD: /cuts Buck Owens down