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SundownMotel
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Oral sex causes cancer.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/05/10/special_rumpy_terrible_price/
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Painstaking academic research indicates that promiscuous oral sex can carry a higher risk of throat cancer than smoking or boozing.
A report based on a hospital study of 100 oropharyngeal cancer sufferers and 200 controls, carried out by Johns Hopkins scientists, appeared today in the New England Journal of Medicine. In it, the splendidly-named Dr Gypsyamber D'Souza and her co-authors make some noteworthy conclusions.
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A Link to the Matt
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Thu May 10, 2025 1:01 pm
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You Fool!
Delete this before the women see!
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Justin
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and here i thought it was just a polite way of turning me down. that's a relief!
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emily
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Thu May 10, 2025 1:07 pm
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So don't swallow, is what you're saying?
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Bismark
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Thu May 10, 2025 1:12 pm
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Yeah, they didn't really specify which part of the process is dangerous, or which gender is at risk. Without details like that, it sounds like bullshit.
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mreow
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Thu May 10, 2025 1:13 pm
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Agreeing with Bismark. A whole lot of malarcky. If this were true throat cancer would be incredibly common.
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the judo madonna
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Thu May 10, 2025 1:15 pm
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Read carefully.
It does not "cause" cancer.
People who have more oral sex get more throat cancer.
rule number one of research: correlation does not imply causation.
keep suckin', boys and girls.
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Bismark
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Thu May 10, 2025 1:15 pm
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And the author of the article didn't help its credibility at all by writing it in the voice of Austin Powers.
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Bill
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Thu May 10, 2025 1:17 pm
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| I've always thought you should be more selective about oral than "regular" sex anyway. For God's sake, it's going in your mouth. |
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Dollo
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Thu May 10, 2025 1:18 pm
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Did I read that right? A sample size of only 100 cancer patients? If so, then I'd hardly call that a scientific finding.
I mean, really, the odds of someone who has cancer who has also given/received a blowjob, have got to be the same as someone who has cancer also having driven a car.
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Jordo
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Thu May 10, 2025 1:18 pm
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If sucking penises causes cancer, a lot of guys on this forum better watch out!
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James
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Thu May 10, 2025 1:20 pm
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cunnilingus too from what i read
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Andy
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Thu May 10, 2025 1:37 pm
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Dude, oxygen causes cancer these days, just roll with it and you'll be fine.
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Justin
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Thu May 10, 2025 1:53 pm
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| Jordo wrote: |
| If sucking penises causes cancer, a lot of guys on this forum better watch out! |
what, about being the cause of cancer for many beautiful women? yeah, i know. it's a moral quandary i've grappled and have come to terms with.
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Whittle
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Thu May 10, 2025 1:56 pm
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is this real, because:
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| According to the scientists, oral sex is a vastly more dangerous business than plain-vanilla rogering, with just six or more partners required to increase the danger of throat cancer. Again it seemed that the Johns Hopkins crew had perhaps led relatively quiet lives, as they considered that half-a-dozen was a "high" final score. |
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| The increased multipartner-jigjig throat cancer risk was due to the likelihood of becoming infected with human papillomavirus (HPV), thought to be implicated in various kinds of cancer including the cervical variety. |
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erica
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Thu May 10, 2025 1:57 pm
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The sample size was a total of 300, and the conclusion is that HPV may cause throat cancer, and that sexual promiscuity increases chances of contracting HPV (having more than 6 oral sex partners & 26 regular sex partners). The real scientific article can be found here: http://content.nejm.org/cgi/content/full/356/19/1944
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| ...For these reasons, our data suggest two distinct pathways for the development of oropharyngeal cancer: one driven predominantly by the carcinogenic effects of tobacco or alcohol (or both) and another by HPV-induced genomic instability. Our data suggest that oral HPV infection is sexually acquired. Oral–genital contact was strongly associated with oropharyngeal cancer, but we cannot rule out transmission through direct mouth-to-mouth contact or other means. |
The discussion at the end pretty much says anything you need to know.
I'm wondering if the HPV vaccine protects against the strains of HPV thought to cause throat cancer.
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Bismark
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Thu May 10, 2025 2:19 pm
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So it's kind of like saying that oral sex causes 3rd degree burns if the ding dong or hoo-ha that you're putting your mouth on happens to be on fire. thx, scientists
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Dollo
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Thu May 10, 2025 2:27 pm
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Sexo?
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Spoodles
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james
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James
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Thu May 10, 2025 2:36 pm
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hey guess what spoodz
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