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SundownMotel
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2025 1:02 pm    Post subject:

you like-a the sauce lol
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Bill
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2025 1:12 pm    Post subject:

Bismark wrote:
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It was an ancient Greece theme party


But I don't think of dead goats when I think of Greece or God of War. Just bring gyros!


I think of dead goats all the time
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James
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2025 1:15 pm    Post subject:

what about the feast of dionysus

naked revelers tear across the countryside and finih their rituals by tearing apart a goat and a baby by hand
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Bismark
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2025 1:19 pm    Post subject:

But it was a God of War party, not an "obscure and horrific rituals from 4,000 years ago" party. Would a dead satyr be too much to ask?
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2025 1:20 pm    Post subject:

they got...HALF a satyr
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SundownMotel
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2025 1:23 pm    Post subject:

get back to me when you've got two-thirds of a minotaur
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2025 1:24 pm    Post subject:

there were hamburgers at the event sundown

they had 2/3rds of a minotaur divided into many smaller fractions
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SundownMotel
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2025 1:25 pm    Post subject:

that is half a minotaur at best
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2025 1:26 pm    Post subject:

my bed must be 50% of Zeus because it's wearing a sheet

and makes thundah
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2025 1:27 pm    Post subject:

minotaur has head and legs of a bull looks like 2/3rds to me

though i guess they don't use every part of the cow for hamburgers so maybe they could throw in some steak and other various cuts of cow
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SundownMotel
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2025 1:30 pm    Post subject:

i disagree that hanburger uses the head OR legs of a cow. and it would have to have at least some human in there to bring it up to 2/3rds. you are way off.

now bring me seven-sixteenths of a basilisk
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2025 1:32 pm    Post subject:

i got a rock
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Supafly
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2025 8:49 pm    Post subject:

SundownMotel wrote:
Supafly immediately endearing himself to B.
Huh?
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James
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2025 9:13 pm    Post subject:

b does not like violence against animals
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2025 9:56 pm    Post subject:

Thank god it wasn't violent then. Unless they punched the head of the goat off. God I'm hungry.
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Justin
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2025 10:13 pm    Post subject:

for every animal you don't eat i'll eat two

so edgy and in my face
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Andy
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2025 10:21 pm    Post subject:

wait who's eating the animals and who's in your face
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