Continuation of random SSBB speculation the thread

[webber]

i would like that girl hedgehog version of sonic so that she can lez up with that girl fox and then i can masturbate on them and then my jizz gets all stuck in their fur/spines and oh god

[Shamrock]

Why would you need Snake's dive roll/crawl in a fighting game? So you can immobilize yourself, get stuck on the ground and have guys beat you down more easily?
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[Kirbyoto]

So you don't get shot at, silly! People don't know what "down" is!

[TheEvilGingivitis]

I really want to see Wolf Link in this game, possibly as a replacement for Young Link, or maybe as a Samus/Zero Suit Samus or Zelda/Sheik transformation character. Mauling the other characters' faces sounds like fun.

Also, I still think Deoxys would be awesome.

[withpeninhand]

I'm stoked to finally be seeing Pit in something. I've been waiting for Kid Icarus sequel since I was ten.

Also hoping for some balance. With Melee you couldn't really compete unless you were using Fox, Sheik or Falco.

[Jim]

I think Hal Laboratories or Nintendo promised to reveal a character each month. That was at least six months ago, and since they dropped the bombshell of Homosexual Kung Fu Fox on us, they haven't released ANY info about this game.

I need me some Smash Bros. info.
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[soda]

[Justin]

yeah, i play with - and rock the house as - ness. he's my boy.
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[James]

i have heard every character in SSBM be referred to as cheap at least once, including pichu, which is just ridiculous

so i don't listen to such talk
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[withpeninhand]

I'm not saying the characters I mentioned are cheap, they're just a lot faster than other characters. You still need to be good to be good with them, but they top out higher than the slower characters (if that makes sense).

[SundownMotel]

David we need to have a Melee tourney after practice one of these days.

Also bring Melee to practice sometime.
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[soda]

[withpeninhand]

Bill:
Absolutely!

Soda:
Well two points:

1. I'm not all that great.

2. Dodging, blocking, etc. amounts to predicting what your opponent is about to do, an ability most people I know don't have. Not to mention the fast characters' blocks are just as good as the slow characters. I play with Link, and yeah he hits harder, but that doesn't do me much good when my brother is dancing Fox circles around me. Maybe if I was better this would be less of an issue, but see point one.

[Andrew]

Every few weeks I check for any new information on this game, and always nothing.

I'm really hoping to see Captain Olimar in it. I see him moving a lot like Ness, but of course throwing Pikmin around and hopefully having a really unique attack set.

Also I know in my heart this will never happen.

[normalman]

All I want is Little Mac from Punch Out. Then I could die a happy man.

But seriously, all this waiting for information is making me crazy.

[James]

what moves would you expect little mac to have

maybe he could be a summon like the Nintendogs or the pokemans
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[Mike]

I would assume punching, James.

God, do you even know what a video game is? Jeeeez, man.
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[SundownMotel]

don't forget blocking and also collapsing awkwardly

special limit break move gettin patted on the shoulder by corner man
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[Mike]

One time I saw a joke on the Internet about how corner man Doc Lewis bears a striking resemblance to Reginald VelJohnson of "Family Matters" television fame.
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[SundownMotel]

Our old friend Internet. Is there anything it can't do?
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Everybody who checks into room 1408 dies. You could be next, John Cusack!