The Top 5 of Anything cont'd

[SundownMotel]

Also Plankeye was never anything even resembling punk. Should have gone with Ghoti Hook.
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Everybody who checks into room 1408 dies. You could be next, John Cusack!

[Ragingape]

[Rusty Cooledge]

magnified plaid yeah!

They played at Warped Tour a couple years ago, and were fucking awesome. I gained a whole new respect for them that day.
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Person on the Street: Hey. Are you a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

Lashley: No. I'm a Teenage Mutant Ninja Lashley.

Person: Oh.

[the judo madonna]

Top 5 Albums That Everyone Should Be Required to Listen To At Least Once.

5. The Cure - Disintegration
4. Nirvana - Nevermind (on a shitty boombox, with the "tone" knob turned all the way down)
3. The Kinks - Arthur: Or, the Rise and Fall of the British Empire
2. Tori Amos - Little Earthquakes
1. Cursive - Domestica

Honorable Mention: Pantera - Far Beyond Driven, nearly every other Kinks record, Appleseed Cast - Mare Vitalis
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if a guy you hardly know comes up to you and asks you for the fury, do you call the police?

[Mike]

[B]

Top 5 most unrealistic things that happen in "The Giants of Doom," episode 7 of The Challenge of the SuperFriends

5. Superman using the Lincoln Memorial as a prison for Bizarro
4. Batman stiff-arming a giant toy soldier, causing it to fall backwards and collapses a bunch of other giant toy soldiers
3. Captain Cold is fighting The Flash in Egypt. Cold shoots an ice beam at Flash, Flash ducks, the ice beam reflects off of one of the great pyramids (?) and hits Cold
2. Toyman conquering London using 5 giant propeller-driven toy airplanes that drop 10 giant toy-soldier paratroopers
1. Toyman using a large slingshot to slingshot the Justice League from the surface of the Earth to Saturn

[Greg]

On that note, I've been on a 60s Batman kick lately.

Top Five Best Moments of "Ring of Wax"

5. The Riddler and his henchmen dressing as soldiers from the revolutionary war and using a flute as a blowgun.
4. Riddler's girlfriend's shiny blue outfit.
3. Batman figuring out the location of the Riddler by scrambling the first letters of the chemicals in a solvent, translating the word in French, and going to the place that sort of sounds like it.
2. The Riddler breaking through the Batmobile's alarm system in five seconds.
1. Anytime the Riddler dances.


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[A Link to the Matt]

Top 5 Wrestling entrance themes:

5. Scary ringing bells and organ music - UNdertaker.
4. No Chance in Hell - Vince McMahon
3. Here comes the Money- Shane McMahon
2. Whatever- Chris Benoit
1. Million Dollar Theme- Ted Dibiase
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Bismark wrote:
The people that have read the entire archive and still remember each entry well enough to weight them all equally against each other would reduce the submissions to less than 5, and probably less than 3 now that 7th is gone.

[emily]

Here Comes the Money-Shane McMahon is actually always the correct answer. To anything. Best if accompanied by a gif of him doing the arm thing.
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[A Link to the Matt]

Yeah it should have went one and two with him and Dibiase. I think I just love money. But the million dollar man was my first hero, so he had to go first.
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Bismark wrote:
The people that have read the entire archive and still remember each entry well enough to weight them all equally against each other would reduce the submissions to less than 5, and probably less than 3 now that 7th is gone.

[Alex]

Worst wrestling commentators in the past decade (WCW/WWE):

5. Eric Bischoff
4. WWE's Joey Styles
3. Larry Zbyszko
2. Shane McMahon
1. Mark Madden

Hmm, there's something not quite right about this...

[Jim]

Yeah, that list is severely lacking Tony Schiavone.
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[B]

Bottom 5 play-by-play wrestling announcers

5. Dok Hendrix
4. Jimmy Bower
3. Scott Hudson
2. Chris Cruise
1. Pre-Tazz Michael Cole

Top 5 favorite play-by-play wrestling announcers

5. ECW Joey Styles
4. Lance Russell
3. Gorilla Monsoon
2. Gordon Solie
1. Bob Caudle

Top 5 wrestling color commentators

5. JBL
4. Johnny Weaver
3. Dusty Rhodes (WCW Saturday Night)
2. Jesse Ventura
1. WWF Bobby Heenan

Bottom 5 wrestling color commentators

5. Bill DeMott
4. Jason Hervey
3. Kevin Kelley
2. Steve Mongo McMichael w/ small dog
1. Mark Madden

[Fuzzy Dunlop]

worst baseball announcers(PBP or color):

5. Jim Hunter
4. Joe Buck
3. Hawk Harrelson
2. McCarver
1. Joe Morgan

eh, mccarver is more like co-#1 and i bet that if i had to listen to hawk every day(or even sporadically) he'd be #1 instead. god that guy is obnoxious.
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[Mike]

[Alex]

Top 5 recipients of "OH MY GOD GO AWAY ALREADY" pushes

5. X-Pac
4. Triple H
3. Scott Steiner
2. Randy Orton
1. Jeff Jarrett

[bericbnauff]

[bericbnauff]

Top 5 things that Jim Palmer has actually said during Orioles broadcasts.

5. "Make sure you stop by the Covergirl makeover booth at the game on Mother's Day. I know I will be getting there early." - on Mother's Day festivities at the Yard

4. "He is a Babe. He's a good looking man." - on Brian Roberts

3. "It sort of tickles." - on kissing a man with moustace

2. "Some of his teammates have taken to calling him 'Screech' because the claim he resembles a character on the television show, Saved by the Bell. Now, I've never seen that show, but my understanding is that the Screech character is somewhat homely. I assure you that Jeff Fiorentino is NOT homely." - on Jeff Fiorentino

1. "Look at those bare hands gripping that wood." - on Jorge Posada
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"Kings died, kingdoms fell. I don't regret the kingdom - what sense in borders and nations and patriotism? But I miss the kings."

[Nicholas]

I've just been on a long road trip.

Top 5 nationally-broadcasted NPR programs:

5. The Thomas Jefferson Hour (A Thomas Jefferson impersonator answers questions in the first person)
4. Wait Wait Don't Tell Me
3. Fresh Air
2. Car Talk
1. This American Life
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PARTY AT MY HOUSE!

[Fuzzy Dunlop]