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Raefzilla
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Location: 123 Fake St
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Wed Apr 11, 2025 11:08 am
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| Lovin' the new ones, especially the Royals one, but what's the deal with the lame screennames all of a sudden? duckworth? tony_jr? DiceK? C'mon guys I expect better than that. |
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Jon
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Location: Louisville, KY
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Wed Apr 11, 2025 2:09 pm
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Part of it is knowing when to back off the puns for the sake of a joke. I could have done something with Duckworth, but knowing his name was Duckworth was important to a joke and I didn't want to skew it too much. Same with tony_jr. He's a player a lot of people don't know about and I didn't want to put the joke in jeopardy.
Glad you guys liked the last few dugouts, though. Thanks a lot. _________________
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knightni
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Wed Apr 11, 2025 10:51 pm
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Same with tony_jr. He's a player a lot of people don't know about and I didn't want to put the joke in jeopardy.
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Of course, being old, I thought of this:
http://theimaginaryworld.com/pax137.jpg _________________
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| I was roommates with a Mike. Being referred to by our last names worked quite nicely. |
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| Right, but in my case that led to being called Crapley from 1st to 8th grade. |
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Ragingape
CUP OF WATER WITH A SPRINKLE OF SUGAR
Joined: 14 Jun 2025
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Location: Chicago, IL
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| Greasers_And_Scioscia: all right well this is still better than milwaukee |
You're a bastard.
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| If the Angels play at Miller Park and Jesus doesn't go down the beer slide, I fail to see the point. |
OK, this makes up for it. Even if it is true I wish I could find a picture of Bernie Brewer giving the finger. |
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mp5
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Joined: 08 Apr 2025
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Location: Brea, CA
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Thu Apr 12, 2025 5:30 pm
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A new Angels dugout.
Thank you you beautiful beautiful person. Now I have some consolation to help me get through their largest losing streak of the season as of today. _________________
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mp5
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Joined: 08 Apr 2025
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Location: Brea, CA
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Sun Apr 15, 2025 1:14 am
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B, the Encarnacion hustle dugout was fantastic.
When was the last time a wrestling-related dugout was done? _________________
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wolf99x
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Wrestling, baseball, and music references. I love today's dugout. Nice job B. _________________
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acheron
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Joined: 26 Jun 2025
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Location: NoVa
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as a huge geek, i appreciate the HHGTTG Dugout.
also, i hate that nickelback song, even more than other nickelback songs, which i had thought would be tough. _________________ --Kevin
In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. |
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mp5
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Joined: 08 Apr 2025
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I totally lost it at "nappy headed hos". Fantastic. _________________
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the judo madonna
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Joined: 15 Jun 2025
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Location: columbus, ohio
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The Jackie Robinson tribute dugout brings to mind a scene from PCU, a documentary about Lucille Bluth's ongoing adventures as a college dean.
to paraphrase Pigman,
"I've gone too far. Adams and the Dugout together, on one webpage. This is my thesis man, THIS IS MY CLOSING ARGUMENT! I CAN STOP READING THE INTERNET! WOOOO!"
pinsandneedlespinsandneedles
in other words, nice work. _________________ if a guy you hardly know comes up to you and asks you for the fury, do you call the police? |
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SundownMotel
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How the fuck have I never noticed or read the Mike Sweeney article before? _________________ Everybody who checks into room 1408 dies. You could be next, John Cusack! |
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Mike
The king of pop
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Greetings and welcome to the Progressive Boink forums! _________________
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Flames
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| Nice job with the Edwin dugout B, did you just plug that German into a translator or do you actually know German? |
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Wes
No actually a girl sry
Joined: 14 Nov 2025
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| Hitchhiking in the Dugout = |
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knightni
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What, no:
"So long and thanks for all the fish!"
Then,
"You're welcome!" _________________
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| I was roommates with a Mike. Being referred to by our last names worked quite nicely. |
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First-Tiger
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Welcome back, The Dugout!
Today's really pulled out all the stops, with Manny AND Farnsworth, and was just as awesome as I was hoping.
Also, Deadspin gives shout-outs to The Dugout pretty often, but I have to point this out. _________________
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SundownMotel
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Holy shit this Dugout may have featured some of the greatest Farnsworth dialogue of ALL TIMES. _________________ Everybody who checks into room 1408 dies. You could be next, John Cusack! |
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mojogal
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YAY! Welcome back
There's a few out there I'd like to nerd alert wedgies to. |
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Alex
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| it's good to have you back! this was a great one to return with |
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wolf99x
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WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!
...well now that i've done the cliche thing _________________
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