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Topic: Happiness is... |
Dollo
Replies: 49
Views: 626
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Forum: General Forum S. Patton
Posted: Sun May 13, 2025 10:16 am Subject:
Happiness is... |
I always get a special feeling when I step off a plane in San Diego. The way the air feels and smells just feels like home.
Wow. Couldn't have put that any better myself. I travel down there every ... |
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Topic: TERRIBLE NEWS |
Dollo
Replies: 179
Views: 1624
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Forum: General Forum S. Patton
Posted: Fri May 11, 2025 1:48 pm Subject:
TERRIBLE NEWS |
| Yeah, I suppose I can agree with you in principle. My thing is this: I don't look at porno online, period. Haven't for years and years - not since my teens. So maybe that's why I'm not 100% bored of i ... |
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Topic: TERRIBLE NEWS |
Dollo
Replies: 179
Views: 1624
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Forum: General Forum S. Patton
Posted: Fri May 11, 2025 1:38 pm Subject:
TERRIBLE NEWS |
Yeah, that is a little odd I suppose. But really, when you hear a girl call her ass a 'shit-locker', I mean, you kind of have to laugh - and watch your penis wilt.
Porno has gotten so vocal these d ... |
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Topic: TERRIBLE NEWS |
Dollo
Replies: 179
Views: 1624
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Forum: General Forum S. Patton
Posted: Fri May 11, 2025 1:33 pm Subject:
TERRIBLE NEWS |
- Tube Steak
- Pork Roll
- Hoop
- Dumper
- Stink Box |
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Topic: TERRIBLE NEWS |
Dollo
Replies: 179
Views: 1624
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Forum: General Forum S. Patton
Posted: Fri May 11, 2025 1:28 pm Subject:
TERRIBLE NEWS |
We all have.
and now...
- Beef curtians
- Axe wound
- Lappy Starfish
- Fuzzy Clam
- Shit-Locker
- Jail Wallet |
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Topic: TERRIBLE NEWS |
Dollo
Replies: 179
Views: 1624
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Forum: General Forum S. Patton
Posted: Fri May 11, 2025 1:23 pm Subject:
TERRIBLE NEWS |
Agreed, hence the:
I'm kidding of course
at the end of my post. |
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Topic: TERRIBLE NEWS |
Dollo
Replies: 179
Views: 1624
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Forum: General Forum S. Patton
Posted: Fri May 11, 2025 1:08 pm Subject:
TERRIBLE NEWS |
| Maybe they just prefer the feeling of a dick - but love the poon too? I mean, maybe they're just greedy and want all the private parts to themselves. I suppose you can't fault them for that can you? |
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Topic: TERRIBLE NEWS |
Dollo
Replies: 179
Views: 1624
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Forum: General Forum S. Patton
Posted: Fri May 11, 2025 1:04 pm Subject:
TERRIBLE NEWS |
| And that, my friends, is fucking hot. |
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Topic: TERRIBLE NEWS |
Dollo
Replies: 179
Views: 1624
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Forum: General Forum S. Patton
Posted: Fri May 11, 2025 1:02 pm Subject:
TERRIBLE NEWS |
| Hey hey hey, first off - if you're gay, you come out of the womb gay. There is no choice in the matter - no one chooses to be gay, the way no one chooses to be straight. (I know that wasn't your point ... |
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Topic: Want me to zinc your sniffer? |
Dollo
Replies: 124
Views: 1296
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Forum: General Forum S. Patton
Posted: Fri May 11, 2025 10:26 am Subject:
Want me to zinc your sniffer? |
Beekeeper 1: Well, sure is quiet in here today.
Beekeeper 2: Yes, a little too quiet, if you know what I mean.
Beekeeper 1: Hmm...I'm afraid I don't.
Beekeeper 2: You see, bees usually make a lot o ... |
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Topic: What continues to get your goat? |
Dollo
Replies: 1143
Views: 18788
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Forum: General Forum S. Patton
Posted: Fri May 11, 2025 10:21 am Subject:
What continues to get your goat? |
Wow, disrespect. In actuality, a dollar here is worth about 89 cents US.
Fuck, that's still kinda sad though isn't it? But at least mine has pretty colors all over it. That's right, I said colors, ... |
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Topic: Events that cause you to remark "hmmm?" |
Dollo
Replies: 13
Views: 281
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Forum: General Forum S. Patton
Posted: Fri May 11, 2025 10:17 am Subject:
Events that cause you to remark "hmmm?" |
I hear he's since changed the outfit to show off a massive pinkie ring.
Man, you post one bad picture on here from 2 years ago and you'll never hear the end of it. |
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Topic: What continues to get your goat? |
Dollo
Replies: 1143
Views: 18788
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Forum: General Forum S. Patton
Posted: Fri May 11, 2025 9:57 am Subject:
What continues to get your goat? |
| Yeah, because there's really only two main providers here - we get raped pretty hard for cell services. You wouldn't believe how bad it is. My cell bill is around $300 a month (but I'm on a corporate ... |
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Topic: What continues to get your goat? |
Dollo
Replies: 1143
Views: 18788
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Forum: General Forum S. Patton
Posted: Fri May 11, 2025 9:20 am Subject:
What continues to get your goat? |
Customer Service:
So I call Rogers, my cellphone provider, to get a hardware upgrade on my phone. They bounce me around from dept to dept until I finally land in Corporate. So now I'm talkin to thi ... |
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Topic: What continues to get your goat? |
Dollo
Replies: 1143
Views: 18788
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Forum: General Forum S. Patton
Posted: Thu May 10, 2025 3:18 pm Subject:
What continues to get your goat? |
| Sweet. Thanks. |
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Topic: What continues to get your goat? |
Dollo
Replies: 1143
Views: 18788
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Forum: General Forum S. Patton
Posted: Thu May 10, 2025 2:58 pm Subject:
What continues to get your goat? |
| My computer seems to have fallen victim to some 'trojan' file or whatever you computer guys call these things. It just randomly brings up these bullshit pages like every few minutes. It's really fucki ... |
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Topic: TERRIBLE NEWS |
Dollo
Replies: 179
Views: 1624
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Forum: General Forum S. Patton
Posted: Thu May 10, 2025 2:27 pm Subject:
TERRIBLE NEWS |
| Sexo? |
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Topic: Events that cause you to remark "hmmm?" |
Dollo
Replies: 13
Views: 281
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Forum: General Forum S. Patton
Posted: Thu May 10, 2025 1:56 pm Subject:
Events that cause you to remark "hmmm?" |
| Hey Natasha, that was totally me. I do that around The Eaton Centre all the time. Sorry about that. |
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Topic: TERRIBLE NEWS |
Dollo
Replies: 179
Views: 1624
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Forum: General Forum S. Patton
Posted: Thu May 10, 2025 1:18 pm Subject:
TERRIBLE NEWS |
Did I read that right? A sample size of only 100 cancer patients? If so, then I'd hardly call that a scientific finding.
I mean, really, the odds of someone who has cancer who has also given/recei ... |
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Topic: Disturbing Music Videos |
Dollo
Replies: 16
Views: 275
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Forum: This Ain't A Scene (It's The Music Forum)
Posted: Thu May 10, 2025 9:51 am Subject:
Disturbing Music Videos |
For the record - that face you see morphed into all the characters of any Aphex Twin video, is actually Aphex Twin himself (Richard David James).
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v431/dollo/Aphex ... |