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Re: Clandestine Claus '08

by pennycakes on Mon Dec 15, 2025 5:51 am

packaged up and posted off! i hope my secret person likes it...
the present is in 2 parts, one sent from sunny downtown armidale and one from the beautiful warehouse of a large online store

also i called my mum and my package is at my p'rents place! i'm down there on saturday so i will find out what it is soon! (my mum said "it feels like a book?" also i had to vaguely explain why i am in secret santa business with americans)

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Re: Clandestine Claus '08

by Lisa on Mon Dec 15, 2025 6:00 am

Mike wrote:Thank you, Lisa!

Yay! :dance

You are very much welcome. =)
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Re: Clandestine Claus '08

by Magnus J. Perriculum on Mon Dec 15, 2025 12:52 pm

Emily wrote:G
I had to borrow someone's debit card because I can't be bothered to complete basic tenets of adulthood, such as opening a checking account.


For reals?
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Re: Clandestine Claus '08

by Mike on Mon Dec 15, 2025 12:55 pm

Emily wrote:Getthefuckout with your palm-centric Christmas photo.

Oh, that? That's just the view from m'livin' room.

Fuck snow.
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Re: Clandestine Claus '08

by baollis on Mon Dec 15, 2025 3:05 pm

Santad!
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Re: Clandestine Claus '08

by Terry Cheesecake on Mon Dec 15, 2025 4:32 pm

My person might have to wait till January depending on how much it's going to cost me for a new fucking wheel and tyre. Sorry.

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Re: Clandestine Claus '08

by Emily on Mon Dec 15, 2025 4:33 pm

Magnus J. Perriculum wrote:
Emily wrote:G
I had to borrow someone's debit card because I can't be bothered to complete basic tenets of adulthood, such as opening a checking account.


For reals?


Yes, but with an asterisk.

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Re: Clandestine Claus '08

by Spoodles on Mon Dec 15, 2025 5:21 pm

Emily wrote:I had to borrow* someone's debit card because I can't be bothered to complete basic tenets of adulthood, such as opening a checking account.

*steal

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Re: Clandestine Claus '08

by Alan on Tue Dec 16, 2025 1:49 am

I received a mystery parcel in the mail today, containing one book titled 'Profoundly Disturbing: Shocking Movies that Changed History!'

Needless to say I am very thankful, I loves books like this (best for bathroom time)

After investigating I saw it was billed to one 'Edward M. Prichard III' and therefore, Thanks Ed!!!

:D
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Re: Clandestine Claus '08

by Ed on Tue Dec 16, 2025 8:25 am

Rats off to you, sir. I'm glad you enjoyed it, your blog did me absolutely no good, except that you seemed to write about movies more than anything else.

And that is seriously one of my favorite books on movies ever
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Re: Clandestine Claus '08

by Mally on Wed Dec 17, 2025 1:29 am

Package sent! Hope you get it by the end of the week, secret santaperson!

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Re: Clandestine Claus '08

by Fuzzy Dunlop on Wed Dec 17, 2025 7:15 am

received one parcel in the mail today from one Adam Cz. 8) got homicide: a year in the killing streets, which is totally awesome (THE GREATEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN). and no, i don't have it, and yes, i did want it ever since i first saw the wire. 8) thanks bro, you're a bro among bros.
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Re: Clandestine Claus '08

by knightni on Wed Dec 17, 2025 8:03 am

Got a package today from one Michael Westfall.

I don't have my camera right now, but this gift is pure awesome!

http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/ ... 390221.gif

I salute you sir!
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Re: Clandestine Claus '08

by Magnus J. Perriculum on Wed Dec 17, 2025 12:50 pm

Randy messaged me with an USPS tracking number for a package that arrived at my house yesterday.

I hope it isn't a head.
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Re: Clandestine Claus '08

by Randy on Wed Dec 17, 2025 1:01 pm

shit

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Re: Clandestine Claus '08

by Casey on Wed Dec 17, 2025 1:22 pm


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Re: Clandestine Claus '08

by Mike on Wed Dec 17, 2025 3:42 pm

knightni wrote:Got a package today from one Michael Westfall.

I don't have my camera right now, but this gift is pure awesome!

http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/ ... 390221.gif

I salute you sir!

It's actually from Alan. He picked it out and I just fitted the bill.
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Re: Clandestine Claus '08

by Terry Cheesecake on Wed Dec 17, 2025 4:16 pm

Fuzzy Dunlop wrote:received one parcel in the mail today from one Adam Cz. 8) got homicide: a year in the killing streets, which is totally awesome (THE GREATEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN). and no, i don't have it, and yes, i did want it ever since i first saw the wire. 8) thanks bro, you're a bro among bros.


You should read The Corner as well, it's even better but much more depressing.

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Re: Clandestine Claus '08

by knightni on Wed Dec 17, 2025 6:02 pm

Mike wrote:It's actually from Alan. He picked it out and I just fitted the bill.


Well, thank you to the appropriate P-Boi faction.

:)
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Re: Clandestine Claus '08

by Randy on Wed Dec 17, 2025 10:46 pm

oh mike fireball you are such a card!

once i can get my phone's camera to work ( :( ) i will post a pic! :guitar

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