Progressive Boink

[Illinois Smith]

Western Conference

Dallas Mavericks
Players: Dirk Nowitzki, Jason Kidd and Caron Butler
Mascot: Mavs Man

Denver Nuggets
Players: Carmelo Anthony, Chauncey Billups and Kenyon Martin
Mascot: Rocky The Mountain Lion

Golden State Warriors
Players: Monta Ellis, David Lee, Stephen Curry and Andris Biedrins
Legends: Tim Hardaway and Chris Mullin

Houston Rockets
Players: Kevin Martin, Yao Ming and Trevor Ariza
Legends: Hakeem Olajuwon and Kenny Smith

Los Angeles Clippers
Players: Baron Davis, Blake Griffin and Chris Kaman
Legend: Danny Manning

Los Angeles Lakers
Players: Kobe Bryant, Pau Gasol, Ron Artest and Lamar Odom
Legends: Magic Johnson and James Worthy

Memphis Grizzlies
Players: O.J. Mayo, Zach Randolph and Rudy Gay
Legend: Bryant Reeves

Minnesota Timberwolves
Players: Al Jefferson, Kevin Love, Jonny Flynn and Michael Beasley
Legend: Chuck Person

New Orleans Hornets
Players: Chris Paul, David West and Peja Stojakovic
Legend: Larry Johnson

Oklahoma City Thunder
Players: Kevin Durant, Jeff Green and Russell Westbrook
Legend: Rumble The Bison

Phoenix Suns
Players: Steve Nash, Grant Hill and Jason Richardson
Legends: Dan Majerle and Kevin Johnson

Portland Trail Blazers
Players: Brandon Roy, LaMarcus Aldridge and Greg Oden
Legend: Clyde Drexler

Sacramento Kings
Players: Tyreke Evans, Carl Landry, Jason Thompson and DeMarcus Cousins
Legend: Mitch Richmond

San Antonio Spurs
Players: Tim Duncan, Tony Parker and Manu Ginobili
Legends: David Robinson and George Gervin

Utah Jazz
Players: Deron Williams, Andrei Kirilenko and Mehmet Okur
Legends: Karl Malone and John Stockton



Eastern Conference

Atlanta Hawks
Players: Joe Johnson, Josh Smith, and Mike Bibby
Legends: Dominique Wilkins and Spud Webb

Boston Celtics
Players: Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, Rajon Rondo, and Ray Allen
Legends: Larry Bird and Kevin McHale

Charlotte Bobcats
Players: Gerald Wallace, Stephen Jackson, and Tyrus Thomas
Mascot: Rufus Lynx

Chicago Bulls
Players: Derrick Rose, Luol Deng, Joakim Noah, and Carlos Boozer
Legends: Scottie Pippen and Dennis Rodman

Cleveland Cavaliers
Players: Mo Williams, Antawn Jamison, and Anderson Varejao
Legends: Mark Price and Brad Daugherty

Detroit Pistons
Players: Richard Hamilton, Rodney Stuckey, Charlie Villanueva, and Ben Gordon
Legends: Isiah Thomas and Bill Laimbeer

Indiana Pacers
Players: Danny Granger, Mike Dunleavy, and T.J. Ford
Legend: Detlef Schrempf

Miami Heat
Players: Dwyane Wade, LeBron James, and Chris Bosh
Legends: Glen Rice and Rony Seikaly

Milwaukee Bucks
Players: Michael Redd, Andrew Bogut, Brandon Jennings, and Corey Maggette
Mascot: Bango The Buck

New Jersey Nets
Players: Devin Harris, Brook Lopez, and Courtney Lee
Legends: Kenny Anderson and Drazen Petrovic

New York Knicks
Players: Al Harrington, Danilo Gallinari, and Amare Stoudemire
Legends: Patrick Ewing, Larry Johnson, and John Starks

Orlando Magic
Players: Dwight Howard, Vince Carter, and Rashard Lewis
Legends: Nick Anderson and Scott Skiles

Philadelphia 76ers
Players: Andre Iguodala, Elton Brand, and Evan Turner
Legends: Julius Erving and Allen Iverson

Toronto Raptors
Players: DeMar DeRozan, Jarrett Jack, and Andrea Bargnani
Mascot: The Raptor

Washington Wizards
Players: Yi Jianlian, Andray Blatche, Gilbert Arenas, and John Wall
Legend: Manute Bol
Mascot: G-Wiz



Thoughts:

- Can't decide if Ray Allen / Larry Bird or Steph Curry / Chris Mullin is the more pants-explodingly awesome shooting duo
- HOLY FUCK DR. J & ALLEN IVERSON
- JR Smith is a human NBA Jam player but couldn't make the Nuggets squad?
- Hornets get Larry Johnson but Thunder don't get Shawn Kemp? Reign Man / Durant would have been the best thing

[Jim]

"Bryant Reeves" and "legend" should never be in the same sentence.

[BeeJ]

Those character models are fucking my shit up.