Progressive Boink

[Rusty Cooledge v2]

he did my joke, only he did it better!

welp

EDIT: Oh yeah, this is very fucking awesome as well.

[James]

assist trophy: a monster to clobber that there kir-bee

[Andy]

Final Smash: THE PUNEEEESHERRRRRR

[Rusty Cooledge v2]

His real name is Ned Holness by the way, NOT EVEN REALLY MEXICAN.

I can only imagine how this will affect his popularity in Dreamland.

[Andy]

NOT EVEN REALLY PENGUIN

[Rusty Cooledge v2]

HES HALF PIGEON

[B]

I'm disappointed by the number of Kirby characters in the game, unless there are like 30 more characters they haven't announced.

[James]

kirby is a pretty big franchise man esp. for nintendo

i mean what haven't they covered

new character for mario's universe
new character for donkey kong's universe
new character for metroid's universe (sort of)
new character for fire emblem's universe
new character for pokemon's universe (plus pokeball item)
new character for earthbound's universe for christ's sake

assist trophy for f-zero
assist trophy for fire emblem
assist trophy for starfox

i think zelda is the only No New Characters universe so far

[Casey]

yeah but that's just because they haven't shown us that Tingle is a playable character yet!

(also: 2x assist trophy for punch-out)

[zack hoagie!]

a lot of people are all freaking out that midna is gonna be in it

which kinda weirds me out because it introduces me to the fact that people find midna to be attractive

[James]

soon you will be drained and broken of that naive innocence

[Wohngespenst]

Please James, let him have his time, he will see the inner depravities of the internet in time.

Run, Zack Hoagie, there is nothing good or pure to be found on the internet when it comes to videogame characters. Hold onto your innocence as I wish I had! You can never unsee things!

[Casey]

I would totally show zack hoagie some porn of Vivian the witch from Paper Mario 2 if it weren't illegal to do so

[Wat, But A Girl]

same but for Paula from Earthbound

[zack hoagie!]

oh i know it exists but its till really saddddddd

[James]

uh oh baby weegee time

[B]

baby weegee number not one

[James]

man now i want the babies in ssbb

and that's terrible, honestly

[blacktoothgrin]

So do you guys think that if Pit is pretty popular they'll give him a game?

[James]

well the ice climbers didn't get anything new

but then again they didn't get such a massive overhaul

so i would say that getting a new Kid Icarus game would be likely