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[Just!n]

I'm actually kinda bummed about Haas. To me he was the WWE version of a guy who works in the supermarket produce department. You see him every time you go in, stocking apples or whatever, and even though you never interact with him one-on-one, his presence gives the store a level of comfortable familiarity. Then you go in one day, he's gone and in his place is some indignant teen wearing JNCO with a fucking chain wallet and you're just kinda like "aw man," and wonder whether he moved onto something better or was let go. There's something to be said for reassuring innocuity.

[A Link To The Matt]

Maybe he can go to TNA and reprise the worlds greatest one man tag team gimmick.

Either that or he has a whole new roster to spoof. His gimmick can be Charles "The chameleon" Haas

[blacktoothgrin]

Chuck "The Khaotic Khameleon" Haas

[A Link To The Matt]

So if Jeff is the "charismatic enigma" (note: I do not know if this was a TNA or WWE reference originally) Will Matt be Matt "The dull and boring straight line" Hardy

[Patrick]

Matthew "The Lacking in Enthusiasm Known Quantity" Hardee

[Hirsby]

Maybe he can go to TNA and reprise the worlds greatest one man tag team gimmick.

Um, excuse me, world's SECOND greatest one man tag team gimmick.

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