PGA is pretty jet for September/October

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Re: PGA is pretty jet for September/October

Postby Pronounced Bran-dun Ky-la » Sat Oct 02, 2025 1:10 am

Poor Johnny. I hope no one thinks bad of me for inserting my character where he doesn't really belong, but I have to think in terms of how things effect my character, and in Johnny's case, he's gotta be reeling from the fact that just a few weeks ago he was a part of a pretty great trios team, was rubbing elbows with a top shelf PGA star, and held the coveted spot of being the ugly friend to two cute women. But now? Well, who knows what now.

Oh, and he also got his ass kicked pretty bad.
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Re: PGA is pretty jet for September/October

Postby Dave » Sat Oct 02, 2025 6:55 am

Yeah, Johnny (and Josh) are both definitely involved in this. I guess it all depends on how Genius is going to be in the coming weeks, because I don't really know what's going to happen, but I see no real reason why the male members of the Jet Set can't continue to get along. I mean, I mentioned how Crimson might react, but him and Penny ended a while ago (although she was flirting with him at the parties because of alcohol and to annoy Internetico ) so he probably wouldn't hold things against Brian much.

Although in the process of writing this I realised that it was Pru who really brought the Red Sons together....so, yeah, there might be a loyalty issue there.
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Re: PGA is pretty jet for September/October

Postby Hirsby » Sat Oct 02, 2025 11:56 am

In the midst of all this Jet Set discord, let's also talk about friggin' Konrad more or less threatening to challenge Slyclops for the world title just, like, 10 minutes are promising eternal war against the Zen Dungeon. Forest for the trees, Helm! Come on!
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Re: PGA is pretty jet for September/October

Postby Simon » Sat Oct 02, 2025 12:58 pm

Yeah, even though both Skies and Roppongi have logical reasons for continuing to team with Brian, Pru was really the leader of the Jet Set, not Brian. She's the one who's been leading them, who's been their friend, and she has the moral high ground in the break-up.

If Genius particularly cares whether the Jet Set continues to exist they probably will, Josh is loyal to him, Johnny looks up to him, and Pru has apparently decided to contract with dickholes. But if like Brian and Pru both throw a party they are totally going to the one that will have truth or dare and Robyn.

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Re: PGA is pretty jet for September/October

Postby blacktoothgrin » Sat Oct 02, 2025 1:21 pm

I think Remain Alive showed that Genius is the true Jet Set leader.
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Re: PGA is pretty jet for September/October

Postby Rusty Cooledge » Sun Oct 03, 2025 9:40 am

i concur

Crimson might be completely shocked by the revelation given his obliviousness... Roppongi didn't know Genius back when so maybe he'll retroactively be like, "What the hell". But bros do tend to stick together. Who knows?
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Re: PGA is pretty jet for September/October

Postby Pronounced Bran-dun Ky-la » Sun Oct 03, 2025 10:43 pm

Alrighty, apart from Brian having girl troubles, there was also that little incident of a great deal of us getting our asses KICKED. What's gonna be the fallout from this? Can Sly fend off the seemingly unstoppable Crane? Who can really stop the diabolical and I guess unbeatable Stevens? How bloody is BOB vs. LBJ II gonna be?
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Re: PGA is pretty jet for September/October

Postby BeeJ » Sun Oct 03, 2025 10:47 pm

And furthermore, does anyone have any idea how unifying the belts will help Stevens at all, because I don't. If the idea is that he'd be creating only one top belt in the whole world and then destroying it, please recall that WWE still exists in our alternate reality.
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Re: PGA is pretty jet for September/October

Postby Zack Hoagie » Sun Oct 03, 2025 10:48 pm

somewhere between a a GoG download of One Unit Whole Blood and a Blu-Ray copy of There Will Be Blood
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Re: PGA is pretty jet for September/October

Postby phil5329 » Sun Oct 03, 2025 10:53 pm

what the
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Re: PGA is pretty jet for September/October

Postby Greene » Sun Oct 03, 2025 11:04 pm

zack hoagie, livin the ari richter crazy man gimmick
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Re: PGA is pretty jet for September/October

Postby Zack Hoagie » Sun Oct 03, 2025 11:08 pm

HEY


that jokes makes sense in context
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Re: PGA is pretty jet for September/October

Postby tmbg13 » Sun Oct 03, 2025 11:10 pm

Pronounced Bran-dun Ky-la wrote:How bloody is BOB vs. LBJ II gonna be?


Zack Hoagie wrote:somewhere between a a GoG download of One Unit Whole Blood and a Blu-Ray copy of There Will Be Blood


SEE LOOK CONTEXT
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Re: PGA is pretty jet for September/October

Postby phil5329 » Sun Oct 03, 2025 11:14 pm

you are supposed to use the quote thingy!
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Re: PGA is pretty jet for September/October

Postby Zack Hoagie » Sun Oct 03, 2025 11:19 pm

i blame beej

also, how about that professional grappling association!
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Re: PGA is pretty jet for September/October

Postby BeeJ » Sun Oct 03, 2025 11:24 pm

wtf hoagie, what makes you think you can just waltz back into this part of town, thinking we'd welcome you with arms wide open huh

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Re: PGA is pretty jet for September/October

Postby Pronounced Bran-dun Ky-la » Sun Oct 03, 2025 11:27 pm

Ari Richter is the savior of PGA
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Re: PGA is pretty jet for September/October

Postby tmbg13 » Sun Oct 03, 2025 11:28 pm

a lot's changed since ari richter ran off into the night covered in shit, hoagie

you're playing with the big boys now :twisted:
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Re: PGA is pretty jet for September/October

Postby Zack Hoagie » Sun Oct 03, 2025 11:30 pm

ill start my own e-fed! with hookers! and blackjack!
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Re: PGA is pretty jet for September/October

Postby Hirsby » Mon Oct 04, 2025 12:06 am

Dammit, Hoagie's signed away Snake Eyes and Natasha.
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