Progressive Boink

[BackLegFrontKick]

We'll see how fast I can get some thoughts out on last week's show.

-Buster's mom is a delight. I enjoyed her brief mention on Buster's wiki and she lived up to the hype.

-Dallas Leto for interview of the year.

and is a big wig in the local anti-globalization movement or whatever.

-Haha man

Kate: "The clouds a little darker? The air a little thicker and harder to breathe in? The cold creeping up your neck? That's not the weather, PGA, it's me.

-This needs to be restated

You can get away with a lot of things in the PGA without losing your job. Gathering an army to take over the company by force, that's fine. Biting the owner's nose off, well, just so long as you don't make a habit of it. Attempting to strangle Helm Konrad to death so you can ensorcel his corpse with dark magicks, that's a gray area. But if Ruth Toskala punches Beatrix, I promise you, her ass is FIRED.

Haha, splendid.

-Snake/Dorff and the ensuing backstage brawl was fantastic.

-"Do Pleasure" is, and always will be, my favorite part of Raijin's backstory.

-Dawkins/Executioner is even more amazing reading through it again knowing the ending. "sunshine" ++

-In Mikey's defense, he wasn't trying to horn in on KBK's action, he's just doing his solemn duty as an educational puppet by explaining trivial facts about foreign cultures.

-tmbg told me to watch Clone High months ago, but I finally plowed through it one sitting last week. If I'd have known that it was 90% Will Forte just Will Forte-ing around I would have done so much sooner. MAKEOVER MAKEOVER MAKEOVER MAKEOVER MAKEOVER MAKEOVER MAKE O VER

yeah yeah yeah

-Q'sh? Man, that's such a natural thing to call him and damned if we can't spell it. Have I mentioned how much I love his theme music? It's so bizarre and sad and it really works to set a different mood for his matches. (Also, it's nice to see that Radiohead went back to writing actual music after throwing drawers full of silverware down the stairs for a couple years.)

-I am proud to say that I have used the term "skankwards" in conversation since last Wednesday

"Whoomp made sweet love to the ocean and it didn’t give back damn lies and rumors of babies and responsibility and—"

-Considering that no one watching the show on the Golf Channel outside of APGFan has ever seen Wrestlemundo, Whoomp's anti-pregnancy digressions would have been even more hilariously batshit insane to the common viewer.

-THE ENDING

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genius comes back and i mark out but quickly remember that i dont like him, so i booed him and called this one guy near me queer for cheering.
...
i don't think i could stand beside pru without getting an eating disorder.

-That is no way to talk about your parents, young man. Also, lol "mall for everything"

-Loved the comments being used as a forum to make a case for just about any team winning the trios tourney.

Adam~

[Hirsby]

Hopy shit I just thought of something. After the BIG REVEAL last week, you just know Kate Cameron went straight to her computer and shipped the hell out of Executioner/Buster Abbott, because if there's one thing slash ficcers love, it's incest, and also yaoi, but mostly both those things together, which I suppose is more than one thing but you get what I mean. They love that bro-on-bro action.

Buster could feel his brother's hot breath on his cheek. He whispered, "So then why don't you become a Good Dude?"
When John smiled, Buster's insides turned to jelly. "Maybe later. Right now I just want to be bad."

Uh, what?

[fenrir8806]

PGA Primetime Wednesday!
live from the Florence Civic Center in Florence, South Carolina!

Main-Event
World Heavyweight Wrestling Championship Match
Slyclops IX © vs. Brandon O'Brien
Winner: Slyclops IX ©

It's too soon for Sly to lose the belt. He goes through this terrible match with LBJ, he deserves to keep it at least for a few weeks. Leave the short title reigns to the Broadcast Championship.

Broadcast Championship Rematch
Snake Eyes © with Natasha vs. "Mammoth" Kang JumBo
Winner: "Mammoth" Kang JumBo

Speak of the Broadcast Championship, it should be short reigns for this belt. It's time to give it up, Snake. It's unfortunate that he'll lose it to the one may who has bigger boobs then Natasha. The belt/bra removing ceremony just won't be the same like this.

Remain Alive Trios Tournament Round One Match
The Cool Kids: World Junior Heavyweight Champion "The Aerial Anarchy" Rusty Cooledge, "Backpack Honcho" Steve Riddick, and "American Idol" Dallas Leto vs. The Cool Kids: Brian Genius, Johnny Roppongi, and "Crimson Skies" Josh Brown
Winner: The Cool Kids: Brian Genius, Johnny Roppongi, and "Crimson Skies" Josh Brown

Woohoo, in-house Cool Kids fighting. It's awesome to see Genius back. Time to push him back on collision course with Rusty. Those two are just going to kill each other. Not quite in a "punch your face in until you stop moving" way, but in some other way almost as violent.

Remain Alive Trios Tournament Round One Match
The Cavendish Estate: Jack Cavendish, Penelope Cavendish, and Dawkins vs. Enhanced: Randy Maldonado, Drew Parker, and Griffin Dorff
Winner: The Cavendish Estate: Jack Cavendish, Penelope Cavendish, and Dawkins

What a sad day it would be if TCE lost to Enhanced in this tourney. The only way I can see them losing is to have interference by the Zen Dungeon.

Tag Team Match
Los Vaqueros Locos vs. Jason Waterfalls and Rick O'Shea, with Marcy Beaucoup
Winner: Los Vaqueros Locos

I really don't know where to go with this one. We'll see what the name I don't recognize can do in the ring and see if I'll remember them for next time.

[JRace]

PGA Primetime Wednesday!
live from the Florence Civic Center in Florence, South Carolina!

Main-Event
World Heavyweight Wrestling Championship Match
Slyclops IX © vs. Brandon O'Brien
Winner: Slyclops IX ©

This is going to rule all of your faces. Everyone will look better coming out of this.

Broadcast Championship Rematch
Snake Eyes © with Natasha vs. "Mammoth" Kang JumBo
Winner: "Mammoth" Kang JumBo

Snake has had a good first run, and this is supposed to be a belt that changes hands frequently. JumBo could use the push. You all want to see what happens when Natasha has to remove the belt. It has been too long since Snake Eyes has been really, REALLY angry.

Remain Alive Trios Tournament Round One Match
The Cool Kids: World Junior Heavyweight Champion "The Aerial Anarchy" Rusty Cooledge, "Backpack Honcho" Steve Riddick, and "American Idol" Dallas Leto vs. The Cool Kids: Brian Genius, Johnny Roppongi, and "Crimson Skies" Josh Brown
Winner: The Cool Kids: Brian Genius, Johnny Roppongi, and "Crimson Skies" Josh Brown

It is time for Genius to hit back. Also, his team is way better.

Remain Alive Trios Tournament Round One Match
The Cavendish Estate: Jack Cavendish, Penelope Cavendish, and Dawkins vs. Enhanced: Randy Maldonado, Drew Parker, and Griffin Dorff
Winner: The Cavendish Estate: Jack Cavendish, Penelope Cavendish, and Dawkins

Tag Champs going out to the ZD C-squad? Pssh.

Tag Team Match
Los Vaqueros Locos vs. Jason Waterfalls and Rick O'Shea, with Marcy Beaucoup
Winner: Los Vaqueros Locos

King Falcon does not lose to students.

[B]

Hey guys, in order to give people a little bit more time to get their stuff in, we're gonna do a Thursday show this week. No later than that, though, so don't worry. Get me your stuff! Or get me additional stuff!

[Greg]

Hey, if I may make a suggestion, can we set a regular time for these again? It doesn't have to be eight like before, but I'd like something I could set a schedule to.

[Rusty Cooledge]

counter-point: im bored at work now

JK, but I don't really care when it goes up... today is looking like the rare day I'll actually be here live, but with how many I've missed I hardly feel I can jump on the "Specific time!" bandwagon, and that's the whole reason it started getting posted earlier. B's had more luck catching people mid day than announcing a time and everyone going "uhhhggg i have to go visit my cousin or something"

[Greene]

oh come on rusty it's not like you have anything invested in this week's show anyway

[Rusty Cooledge]

i certainly don't have advancement in the trios tournament thanks to you jerks

[Pronounced Bran-dun Ky-la]

Also worth mentioning; putting the show up through the course of the day means we're getting the whole show up in one day, and not half today, half tomorrow.

[BackLegFrontKick]

Exactly. When we DID have a set time, I knew I was always going to be at work for it and wouldn't get home until it was almost finished, and by the time I was caught up enough to comment the show was already over and I was tired. At least I can get a few lol letos posted when it starts earlier.

[Greg]

I don't mind if it starts earlier. It's perfectly fine that it starts earlier. I just want to know when I can get some goddamn sleep.

[Greene]

lol leto

a movie starring jeremy irons


Wednesdays are so frustrating for me (PGA-wise). I hang around at work with pretty much jack-all to do, then have to leave at seven for class, and I don't get home until around midnight. So usually I get the pre-show teaser and everybody saying "So AMPED!!1" and then blue-balled or whatever.

Of course, daytime shows can be equally frustrating when I have actual work to do, but some on, PRIORITIES!

[blacktoothgrin]

i know me and dave are in a ridiculous minority of brits

but its nicer when it goes up earlier rather than later because then the next day i dont feel shit in school

[Pronounced Bran-dun Ky-la]

...whew guys I just got back to the office computer on my lunch break, time for some PGA act...

...oh, alright then.

[B]

Sorry guys, I'm in Texas now and forgot about the time zone difference. Show'll start going up shortly.

[B]

https://www.progressiveboink.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=112

[Dave]

YES

[JRace]

Rad. Reading. Just as soon as I get a drink.

[Dave]

I know Stevens is the worst human being alive and we hate him etc. but this is hilarious...

Stevens: "W.W. Efron... BRING ME THE STAFF OF FAUSTUS ANTLION!"

Also, pretty tense opening scene (with ZZV still trying to bring the fun, of course). I kind of thought the mask would stay but I guess there's no need now.