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[Simon]

Ha ha, I knew St. Jock was Rollo Goodlove.

[Dave]

A very hearty welcome to our new player. Now playing the part of Jenny Hoffman, "The All American Girl" Dave. Wait did I write that right?

Now I've got to try and remember which spunky girl female babyface I'm writing for and not make Jenny Hoffman say 'oh bloody hell' or anything.

Yay, war is over! Thanks APGfan!

El Caballero Blanco entering on faithful Jorgito is seriously one of my favourite things about APG. This was a really interesting promo (and pretty funny, thanks to Taka's terror of Tiger Slayer) and I've got to say that I'm quiote surprised that Tiger Slayer would bother to play mind games like that with Blanco. Hmmm. Awesome promo from Blanco, and I can't wait for when they finally fight each other.

Hahaha, 'the man with the mohawk kidnapped the young boy'.

Speaking of which, APG is made out of astonishing and you still astonishing me for August.

Seriously though, it can't be said enough how awesome Dexter St. Jock is. Every single thing he says is amazing.

AARGH TAUM is quite literally a monster. Poor Pino. The horned spear is just great too.

Brownie: "What in the brown hell is this."

looooool

I don't believe how entertaining Brownie Gonzales of all people has become.

Que? is the best wrestling name ever. Brownie's plan obviously didn't pay off, but at least he lost to a real wrestler and not Hernandez getting involved or something. I've got to say that I'm really liking this new Russian faction, especially with Hernandez in his awesome new robe.

Holy SHIT at the Maria/Banshee 'match'. Faking a dance off, setting the corner on fire, hitting Almonte in the back of the head with a BOOMBOX, Luis fainting from all the drama, and then the post-match promo. Incredible.

Although, what is the Black Spider tip?!

I love the House of Ducrex (and Lady Charlotte, despite her being a horrible human being. Or maybe because of this..) and this was another great heel promo. Drinking from a champagne flute while tearing apart the fans and their promotion is pretty awesome.

Yesssss Shinya is back! Of course he will bite your ASS. That's hilarious, and so is Ducrex the Bald. This feud should be pretty fun.

The main event was really great, a really good showing for de la Cruz and a chance to show that Obando has still got it. I mean, we got that with the Lucharesu match but it's better we get a few more chances to see him before he enters the trios tournament. I enjoyed this match a lot and feel it could have gone either way, until that JERK Espinoza turned his back on his mentor! New attitude or not, I didn't see that coming at all. The sad look he gave afterwards was really interesting and I'm interested in the aftermath of his actions.

Another great show and a good way to follow on from the PPV. The lack of Tiger Slayer was a bit of a surprise but I'm sure he'll be back striking the fear of god into everyone before too long.

[phil5329]

Hey remember APG Philip?

* APG has announced that Lady Charlotte Ducrex has purchased a seven percent share in the company. The shares were formerly controlled by Panamanian pro wrestling pioneer Osvaldo Fernandez. Fernandez is rumored to be in ill health and in need of money for an organ transplant operation.
* Sara Strong was spotted in the lobby of a Hawaiian hotel with Cat Gunsmith. No details have emerged on what she was doing in Hawaii, but it is not exactly a place you just happen to be at.
* Fresh off her controversial and unorthodox victory over Maria Almonte on the last edition of Wrestlemundo Bronagh Banshee looks to keep her momentum going as she takes on Oklahoma's Jenny Hoffman. Loud music and an unidentified but powerful smell were coming from a locked storage area at Arena Panama so it is safe to assume that Dexter St. Jock is still in town and will be in his client's corner.
* Little Half Dead has been granted leave for personal reasons. We can only hope it had nothing to do with meeting Dexter St. Jock.

This should be up tomorrow.

[Dave]

Oh man, Lady Ducrex buying a share in the company can't be good for anyone who isn't in the House of Ducrex.

Sara Strong meeting Gunsmith?! Interesting to see where that goes.

Loud music and an unidentified but powerful smell were coming from a locked storage area at Arena Panama so it is safe to assume that Dexter St. Jock is still in town and will be in his client's corner.

loooooooool Dexter is amazing.

Come back soon, LHD!

Should be a pretty good show, looking forward to it.

[phil5329]

Caleb writes from his honeymoon, B when he is moving, I suppose I could post an APG show when I am sitting around at home with nothing to do right? Enjoy if you have some time in between now and the Mall (or whenever, ya know).

Wrestlemundo 7/20/2010

[tmbg13]

- Unlive(dead?) is the best starter to a show
- ahaha ITALIAN NAME
- awwww man Obando makin me all emotional up in here
- "The infection begins" also could have been used as the name for episode 50 of Primetime Wednesday!
- Oh my god Dinkins is like the anti-Dawkins. I love it.
- KICK TO THE FACE
- Dexter St. Jock may be a weirdo, but damn, that is a fine van
- oh my god poor Julia
- Catwalking across the ring what the fuck is going on
- holy fuck a TASER TO THE FACE that is ridiculous
- So Hernandez is ditching the "General" angle and is instead going with the "Christ" angle? Huh!
- I agree with APGFan, Kalinka is a very good song
- You're killing me over here with the TAUM. What is his deal?
- Please tell me Brownie slipped on his own natural wetness

[BeeJ]

Aww Manuel seems like a sweet guy.

More later! Time for The Mall!

[Dave]

Sorry this is a bit late, I've been away for most of the weekend and then Grandest Stage happened so....you know.

Tonight people explain their new character traits, men who should be in prison talk in sentences that make no sense or powerbomb you on your neck, and pro wrestling occurs!

Haha that's great, and also a good way to sum up pretty much every show we've ever done from all three promotions.

God, Obando is the fucking man. Great promo that really made me angry at Espinoza for the chair shot. I know this is wrestling so Aurelio is probably just going to be even more of a prick about things, but Obando being such a good guy that he is willing to let this slide is great. Really looking forward to seeing what happens with this story, and also to seeing Obando in the trios tournament.

Also, as Penny would tell you, it really is quite difficult to refuse the premiere pimp.

Hahaha Jesus, of course Lady Ducrex is a horrible racist. She is a terrible person. (sorry guys i still fancy her a bit)

Faust wearing the gauntlets around his neck like boxing gloves is one of the coolest things ever.

Oh my god Dinkins is like the anti-Dawkins. I love it.

Yeah this is great. It would have been obvious for Dinkins to just be French Dawkins, but this is even better. Shinya rules, and his devastating kicks to the face do too.

I worked on the Hoffman/Dexter promo with Ed so I saw all of Dexter's lines before but it's worth saying again how great they all are. OTHER WHITE MEAT.

Run, Julia! Get out of there!

The whole "Taka. Stop lying" thing really has me hooked...why would Taka lie? What would he have to gain except pissing off the motherfucking TIGER SLAYER?! Intriguing. Still, this long build before we get Blanco vs. Slayer is great.

Jenny Hoffman vs. Bronagh Banshee was really fun. I liked Jenny getting a chance to show what she can do before all the catwalking and insanity happened. But I probably liked all that part more, especially Hoffman's strutting getting a bigger reaction leading to Banshee going nuts with jealousy. A TASER IN THE FACE?! Dexter you fucking lunatic. I'm really glad that Hoffman ducked that because, without being too much of a jerk about it, her getting a taser to the face would probably cause more damage than the same thing happening to Bronagh.

...i wonder if she will be able to forgive Dexter after that?

Hahahaha Hernandez is amazing. What a prick.

The feud between the 'cult of Hernandez' and the champions is fun and should give us more cool stuff over the next few shows I would imagine.

I don't understand TAUM for one minute but he/it is awesome and saluting Palumbo is hilarious. I actually hope Chuck convinces TAUM to team with him because I am probably the #1 Chuck Palumbo in APG fan and I think that could be great.

looooooool at that main event. Classic Brownie Gonzalez.

Hey Tiger Slayer, give Blanco the match, alriight?!

Another fun show, and I'm really looking forward to Team APG being in the trios tournament. I only wish that SOMEHOW they could bring Dexter St. Jock along but I don't think that would be the best idea now that I think about it...for, you know, legal reasons.

[BeeJ]

Can't wait to see a trail of Dink and ASS... or face. That was more of a trail of Dink and FACE.

Mmmm, Jenny Hoffman in the white tank/daisy dukes combo. Gotta say that's always been one of my favorites.

Cmon Jenny, just this once put out on taped television. It is the Right Thing to do.

A literal screeching halt.

Hahaha Bronagh gets TASERED. That is a new extreme.

Nope, this Hernandez angle isn't getting weird. Not at all.

Five-star main event.

[phil5329]

Notes to excite you!

Only two editions of Wrestlemundo remain until APG officially opens the pristine new Arena Roberto Duran in Panama City with their pay-per-view Día del Renacimiento. The arena was completed a month after scheduled in mid-July with a ribbon cutting ceremony and open house occurring this past week.

This week:

* Whoomp Del Rio will be in Panama City to take on Sun Ying Jie in the main event.
* Aurelio Espinoza is expected to speak for the first time since his attack on Manuel Obando.
* "White Dude" has issued an open challenge to any tag team in the world.
* Lady Charlotte Ducrex has demanded a rematch for Dinkins against Shinya Hiroto.

[Dave]

Hold up, White Dude?!

[phil5329]

Otar and the Armenian Dragon - The Caucasians

[Dave]

Oh yeah, of course! Awesome.