Progressive Boink

[baollis]

Even better than it sounds

[Fuzzy Dunlop]

completely forgot about the existence of DJJJ

[Spoodles]

Don't worry, she's most likely forgotten about you too!

[Rusty Cooledge]

I'm CHANGING MY LIFESTYLE HABITS again, so my cravings are all over the place. I want a Butterfinger really badly. I've never even had a fucking Butterfinger before.

I went to the grocery store on my break to get some tea and water, and on my path to these items developed heavy, heavy urges for honey BBQ wings, instant mashed potatoes, and vanilla cream sandwich cookies.

[baollis]

rusty is with child.

[Rusty Cooledge]

I almost made the "i must be pregnant lol" joke, but I'm just generally craving carby, fatty, salty stuff and that's basically all I ever want period. Now If I had been like "I want pistachios and sardines in my ice cream" I probably would have gone for it.

[A Link To The Matt]

Carb addiction is a pretty well documented sciency thing. So when you suddenly cut the majority of the carbs from your diet, you go through a form of withdrawls that really amps up the cravings in your body. Back in 2003 when my girlfriend and I switched to Atkins, she was literally unable to do it because it was making her incredibly ill (she was an athlete, and the lack of carbs was doing pretty terrible things to her body.