by Ed » Wed Mar 03, 2025 4:57 pm
Made my way to Jungle Jim's in Cincy last week ( Protip: Only come in with whatever money yer cool with spending, cuz me and my stepdad spent like 500 bucks there and felt bad about it ). It's a cool place, a real city-state with different sections for items and also international sections, all of which contain amazing food. Also the best deli of all time.
But their beer section. HOLY FUCK THE BEER SECTION. Seperated by type and then into region, with guys who I can only define as "Beer Sommeliers" who walk around and suggest things to people. I heard a woman ask one of these guys "Where are the beers produced in Washington State?" and he was all just "Oh, right over here." It was heaven.
I scored ( other than great food and cheeses and shit ) Trois Pistoles, Left hand Brewing Widdershins, Double Bastard, Rogue Chipotle Ale, Het Anker Gouden Carlous Carlous d'Or ( Cuvee van de Kaizer ), and an Orval
Trois is amazing, Widdershins is a beer I would marry( though technically a barleywine, which I'm finding I have a strange affinity for ), Double Bastard is just how you'd imagine it, Chipotle Ale was something I might really enjoy with some Tamales or something. The Gouden Carlous is this beer that they only make 500 bottles of for the birthday of King Charles V, it's this really sweet tasting Belgian Strong Style, I'm actually pretty positive Jim would hate it ( real brown sugary, some hints of raisins ), which is too bad cuz it's one of the better brews I've had in a while.
I was wildly underwhelmed by the Orval. Maybe I dont have a taste for Trappists, maybe I got a bad bottle, I dunno. What I am entirely sure of is that for the cost and all of the hype it gets laid upon it, I was sure it would be some alpha and omega shit. It wasnt. I didnt like the taste of it, it seemed wildly simplistic ( then again monks make it, so ). Are there better trappists I should be trying?
I also grabbed myself a pack of Left Hand's Fade to Black today, I'll let you know how those go a little later.
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