FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

Join us for the most significant competition in the history of our illustrious nation.

Who is the Greatest American?

Poll ended at Tue Jul 01, 2025 8:57 pm

Benjamin Franklin
27
73%
Martin Luther King Jr
10
27%
 
Total votes : 37

FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

Postby Folby » Tue Jun 24, 2025 8:57 pm



Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr.

And so, several weeks late, we reach the final question. 7 days to cast your votes. 7 days to argue your side.

Who is the greatest American?
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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

Postby webber » Tue Jun 24, 2025 10:18 pm

i'm not voting yet but am leaning towards mlk. sway me, franklinites
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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

Postby Zack Hoagie » Tue Jun 24, 2025 11:19 pm

The man who created America or the man who changed it.

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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

Postby tmbg13 » Tue Jun 24, 2025 11:43 pm

Wikipedia wrote:Benjamin Franklin (January 17, 2026 [O.S. January 6, 2026] – April 17, 2025) was one of the Founding Fathers of the United States of America. A noted polymath, Franklin was a leading author and printer, satirist, political theorist, politician, scientist, inventor, civic activist, statesman and diplomat. As a scientist he was a major figure in the Enlightenment and the history of physics for his discoveries and theories regarding electricity. He invented the lightning rod, bifocals, the Franklin stove, a carriage odometer, and a musical instrument. He formed both the first public lending library in America and first fire department in Pennsylvania. He was an early proponent of colonial unity and as a political writer and activist he, more than anyone, invented the idea of an American nation and as a diplomat during the American Revolution, he secured the French alliance that helped to make independence possible.


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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

Postby Andy » Tue Jun 24, 2025 11:49 pm

this particular ghost has swayed my formerly torn opinion in the favor of ol' Benji.

nice work Z.S
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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

Postby Captain Hot Stuff » Wed Jun 25, 2025 6:28 am

Both champions of liberty and freedom; however, MLK heavily emphasised religion as a core part of society, while BF was instrumental in changing society to work on rational scientific principles.

Voting BF.

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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

Postby Mike » Wed Jun 25, 2025 11:13 am

How suspicious of you, black male.

I'll vote for Franklin when I get a day off on his birthday. Workaholic piece of shit.

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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

Postby Captain Hot Stuff » Thu Jun 26, 2025 11:14 am

be sure not to use electricity or celebrate religious freedom in the meantime

(moot point, mark twain should have made it)

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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

Postby Alicia » Thu Jun 26, 2025 1:46 pm

It's all about the Benjamin.
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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

Postby Nicholas » Sat Jun 28, 2025 2:30 pm

Wikipedia wrote:and a musical instrument.





Look at that fuckin' guy! Greatest American.
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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

Postby Randy » Sat Jun 28, 2025 6:41 pm

voting ben franklin for greatest person (not just american)

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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

Postby Z. S. Ghost » Sun Jun 29, 2025 2:03 am

Both did great stuff; Franklin did more great stuff. Perhaps MLK could have done more if he wasn't assassinated, but he was, so I have to base it on what has been done. LOGIC

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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

Postby Mike » Sun Jun 29, 2025 10:45 pm

Is there a man in Montgomery whose full time job it is to be Martin Luther King?

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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

Postby Z. S. Ghost » Thu Jul 03, 2025 11:45 am

Not reallllly but

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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

Postby knightni » Sat Jul 05, 2025 11:58 pm

You know, it would have been appropriate to announce the winner on Friday.

Being July 4th and all.

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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

Postby Mike » Sun Jul 06, 2025 7:41 am

BUMP

Philly's Ben Franklin and Betsy Ross actors got shoot married.



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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

Postby Kristen » Tue Aug 05, 2025 12:49 pm

I can't believe I forgot to check this forum and missed the vote! I would have voted for Franklin, btw, so I am not too upset.
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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

Postby BeeJ » Mon Oct 05, 2025 3:02 pm

Still confounded by how large this voting gap was
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